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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3737607" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>Naughty</strong></p><p></p><p>There once was a man named Ron Rice</p><p>Whose privates were ravaged by lice</p><p>He scrubbed and he scratched,</p><p>But still more were hatched</p><p>If you've had it, you know it ain't nice.</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">==================================</span></strong></p><p>There was a man from Cuba</p><p>Who stuck his dick in a tuba</p><p>His newly wed bride</p><p>Blew on the other side</p><p>And his dick flew off to Aruba</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">==================================</span></strong></p><p>There once was a young girl named Charlotte</p><p>Who made extra cash as a harlot</p><p>She screwed a producer</p><p>Who tried to seduce her</p><p>And now she's a Hollywood Starlet!</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">==================================</span></strong></p><p>I once met a beautiful Persian</p><p>A shy one who needed coercion</p><p>So I gave her a smile</p><p>And she thought for a while</p><p>Then allowed me to make an insertion.</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">==================================</span></strong></p><p>There was a young spaceman from Venus</p><p>Who had a prodigious penis</p><p>Cried his girlfriend alas</p><p>It just came out my ass</p><p>And there is still 15 inches between us.</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">==================================</span></strong></p><p>There once was a girl called Heather</p><p>whose fanny was lined with leather</p><p>she attracted the boys</p><p>by making a noise</p><p>flapping the edges together!!</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">==================================</span></strong></p><p>A horny young blond from Vancouver</p><p>Liposuctioned herself with a hoover</p><p>Despite the seduction</p><p>Achieved by the suction</p><p>Was generally thought to improve 'er</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">==================================</span></strong></p><p>In Las Vegas a maiden named Carol</p><p>Was arrested for wearing a barrel.</p><p>She'd not drawn the joker</p><p>While playing strip poker</p><p>And lost all her other apparel.</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">==================================</span></strong></p><p>There once was a man named Bill</p><p>Who had a loyal wife named Hill</p><p>He played harmonica</p><p>Made love to Monica</p><p>And now he's in for the kill!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3737607, member: 14320"] [B]Naughty[/B] [COLOR="Teal"][/COLOR] There once was a man named Ron Rice Whose privates were ravaged by lice He scrubbed and he scratched, But still more were hatched If you've had it, you know it ain't nice. [B][COLOR="Red"]==================================[/COLOR][/B] There was a man from Cuba Who stuck his dick in a tuba His newly wed bride Blew on the other side And his dick flew off to Aruba [B][COLOR="Red"]==================================[/COLOR][/B] There once was a young girl named Charlotte Who made extra cash as a harlot She screwed a producer Who tried to seduce her And now she's a Hollywood Starlet! [B][COLOR="Red"]==================================[/COLOR][/B] I once met a beautiful Persian A shy one who needed coercion So I gave her a smile And she thought for a while Then allowed me to make an insertion. [B][COLOR="Red"]==================================[/COLOR][/B] There was a young spaceman from Venus Who had a prodigious penis Cried his girlfriend alas It just came out my ass And there is still 15 inches between us. [B][COLOR="Red"]==================================[/COLOR][/B] There once was a girl called Heather whose fanny was lined with leather she attracted the boys by making a noise flapping the edges together!! [B][COLOR="Red"]==================================[/COLOR][/B] A horny young blond from Vancouver Liposuctioned herself with a hoover Despite the seduction Achieved by the suction Was generally thought to improve 'er [B][COLOR="Red"]==================================[/COLOR][/B] In Las Vegas a maiden named Carol Was arrested for wearing a barrel. She'd not drawn the joker While playing strip poker And lost all her other apparel. [B][COLOR="Red"]==================================[/COLOR][/B] There once was a man named Bill Who had a loyal wife named Hill He played harmonica Made love to Monica And now he's in for the kill! [/QUOTE]
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