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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3736594" data-attributes="member: 14320">TWO CHINAMEN--ONE CUM, NO CUMOnce upon a time in China, lived two Chinamen. One named I Cum, and onenamed No Cum. No Cum marry pretty Chinese girl named No Cum Tu.For velly oblious reason No Cum and No Cum Tu not have any childlen.One day, No Cum went out of town on business and I Cum came over andspent the night with No Cum Tu. That night I Cum came and No Cum Tucame, too. This make both velly happy.However, about 7 or 8 months later, No Cum see he about to becomefather but he not know how come, so when baby come he named it How Cum U Cum.Of course, I Cum and No Cum Tu know How Cum U Cum came, but to this dayNo Cum not know how How Cum U Cum came!=============Little Johnny was talking to a friend, complaining about his Mom. He said "My mother is mean and short-tempered. I think she is goingthrough her mental pause."=============Little Johnny was sentenced to go to jail. Knowing what goes on in jail,he was nervous. Upon arriving he was put in a cell with a very big man.The man asked Little Johnny, "Is this the first time for you?"Little Johnny meekly replied, "Yes"The man asked, "Well, do you want to be the husband or the wife?"Thinking about it Little Johnny says "Why the husband of course."So the man says with a smile, "Well then, git on over here and suck yourwife's dick!"=============My urologist told me all his patients were dicks.My proctologist has a bunch of ass holes for patients.^*^Hear about the 2 gay Irish Lovers?Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick FitzGerald^*^Then there was the poor girl who found out that the guy she'd marriedwas gay.On her wedding night she didn't know which way to turn!^*^What do you get when you cross a penis with an oriental?A cock-ASIAN</blockquote>

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