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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3735469" data-attributes="member: 14320">Cat Food A woman was enjoying a good game of golf with her girlfriends. "Oh, no!" shesuddenly exclaimed. "Look at the time! I have to rush home and fix dinner formy husband! He?ll be so pissed if it's not ready on time."When she got home, she discovered all she had in the fridge was a wiltedlettuce leaf, an egg, and a can of cat food. With no time to go to thesupermarket, she opened the can of cat food, stirred in the egg, and garnished it withthe lettuce leaf.She greeted her husband warmly when he came home, and then watched in horroras he sat down to his dinner. To her surprise, he seemed to be enjoying it."Darling, this is the best dinner you've made me in 40 years of marriage! Youcan make this for me any day.?Needless to say, every golf day from then on, the woman made her husband thesame dish. She told her golf partners about it, and they were all horrified."You're going to kill him!" they exclaimed!?Two months later, her husband died. The women were sitting around theclubhouse, and one of them said, "You killed him! We told you that feeding him thatcat food every week would do him in! How can you just sit there so calmlyknowing you murdered your husband?"The wife stoically replied, "I didn't kill him. He fell off the windowsillwhile he was licking his butt." @@@There once was a man from Nantucket,Whose dick was so long he could suck itHe said with a grinAs he wiped off his chin,"If my ear was a cunt I'd fuck it!"*****There once was a man from AlsassWho had balls made out of brassHe rubbed them togetherIn stormy weatherAnd lightning shot out of his ass!*****There once was a woman from WheelingWho got a funny feelingSo she laid on her back,Spread open her crack,And pissed all over the ceiling.</blockquote>

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