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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3734405" data-attributes="member: 14320">Who is Jack Schitt?The Lineage Revealed.Many people are at a loss for a response when someonesays "you don't know Jack Schitt". Now, You can handlethe situation.Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. AweSchitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, theowner of Knee-deep Schitt, Inc.In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeplyreligious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, Thetwins; Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, Fulla Schitt, GivaSchitt and Bull Schitt, a high school dropout.After being married for 15 years Jack and Noe divorced.Noe later married Mr. Sherlock and because her kidswere living with them, she wanted to keep her previousname. She was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced acowardly son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and GivaSchitt were inseparable throughout childhood andconsequently, married the Happens brothers in a dualceremony.The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd and Horse.Bull Schitt the prodigal son, left home to tour theworld. He recently returned with his new bride, PisaSchitt.Now, when someone say's you don't know Jack Schitt, youcan correct them.@@@@This guy comes home dead tired from working a twelve-hourday and collapses in bed.He's just about asleep when his wife rolls over and says,"What would you do if I told you that you had a beautiful,sexy, horny woman lying next to you?"He replied. "Don't worry honey I'd stay faithful!"@@@@The teacher says, "Let's discuss what your fathers do for a living."Mary says, "My Dad is a lawyer. He puts bad guys in jail."Jack says, "My Dad is a doctor. He makes all sick people better."The teacher says, to Dirty Johnny, "John, what does your Dad do ?"Johnny says, "My Dad is dead."She says, "I'm sorry to hear that.But what did he do before he died?"Johnny says, "He turned blue and shit on the carpet."</blockquote>

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