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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3732255" data-attributes="member: 14320">10 WAYS TO KNOW YOU'VE HAD WILD SEX1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge.2. It takes five minutes to unknot your bodies.3. An earthquake of 5.4 on the Richter Scale is recorded in your area.4. The cat's exhausted from just watching you.5. A trampoline company has to come to adjust your bedsprings.6. You've both gone down one clothing size.7. You cancel your chiropractic appointment. There's nothing left to adjust.8. You have to breathe into a brown paper bag.9. Boy, are you hungry!10. You're absolutely satisfied yet uncontrollably horny at the same time.====Two elderly men were talking about Viagra. One had never heard of it and asked the other what it was for."It's the greatest invention ever," he said. "It makes you feel like a man of 30." "Can you get it over the counter?" "Probably - if you took two."Did you hear about the side-effects of the Viagra pill for men? If you swallow it slowly, you'll get a stiff neck.What do you get if you mix Viagra and Prozac? - A guy who is ready to go but doesn't really care where.Why is Viagra like Disneyworld? - You have to wait an hour for a three I minute ride.=======Bill was the laziest SOB and he never did a lick of physical work in allhis life. One night he saw his wife carrying a heavy basket of laundry upthe basement stairs."Lynn", he shouted, "This has got to stop. For years you have beencarrying the clothing up the stairs in that big heavy basket. Enough!!Today.not tomorrow, but today, you go in to town and get yourself asmaller basket and make two trips."=====This women had a magic mirror from which anything you wanted you got,so one day she stood in front of the mirror and said I wish i had bigger breasts and it happened so then she ran down stairs to show her husband he was so amazed that he ran up stairs and stood in front of the mirror and said i wish my dick could touch the floor and his legs fell off !</blockquote>

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