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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3730067" data-attributes="member: 14320">No Sex!There was a wife that was sick and tired of her hubby notgiving her any sex and she thought of an idea... She wouldput on her nightgown on backwards, so it would plunge lowin the front, and her hubby would see it and jump on herbones.So that night she put on the gown backward, and pranced infront of her hubby, who was reading the paper. He looked upand then continued back reading... She got so pissed, shestomped her foot and said, "Don't you see anythingdifferent?"Hubby looked up and said, "Yes dear, you have you nightgownon backwards."She said, "'Wow, how did you know?"Hubby said, "Because the shit stain is in the front now." _________________________________A man scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive womanstanding alone. He approached her and asked her name."My name is Carmen", she told him."That's a beautiful name", he said. "Is it a family name?""No", she replied. "I gave it to myself to reflect the things I likemost- cars and men.""What's your name?" she asked."Beertits", he replied._________________________________A medical professor is giving the first year medical students their first lecture on autopsies, and decides to give them a few basics before starting."You must be capable of two things to do an autopsy. The first thing is that you must have no sense of fear."At this point, the lecturer sticks his finger into the dead man's anus, pulls it out, and then licks it. He asks all the students to do the same thing with the corpses in front of them. After a couple of minutes' silence, they follow through with his disgusting command."The second thing is that you must have an acute sense of observation: How many of you noticed that I stuck my middle finger into the corpse's anus, but I licked my index finger?"After the class was over, it took the janitor three hours to mop up the vomit._________________________________Q: What is the definition of Gross?A1: Kissing your grandmother and she slips you the tongue.A2: Biting into a hot dog and it has veins.A3: When you throw your undies at the wall, and they stick.A4: You're sitting on you grandfather's lap and he pop a boner.A5: Your little brother has lost his scab collection and you'reeating his corn flakes.A6: Finding a string in your bloody mary.</blockquote>

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