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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3728990" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Proposing Marriage</span></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><em>Men who can answer "yes" to five or more of these questions should</em></strong></p><p><strong><em>consider carefully before proposing marriage.</em></strong></p><p></p><p>* In the kitchen, has she ever referred to an oven as "that square</p><p>thing?"</p><p>* Does she use the phrase "you know" more than twice per sentence?</p><p>* Is she making monthly payments of more than $300 to a plastic</p><p>surgeon.</p><p>* Have you noticed her name tattoed on three or more local bikers?</p><p>* Have you noticed three or more local bikers' names tattooed on her?</p><p>* Does she regularly compare your love-making talents to an old</p><p>boyfriend's?</p><p>* Does she regularly compare your love-making talents to the Green Bay</p><p>Packers?</p><p>* Does she have a wholesale source for Deodorant-in-a-Drum?</p><p>* Has she ever used the word poo-poo?</p><p>* If forced to use it at all, does she choose to spell the word sex?</p><p>* Does her resume include a six-year stint at Big Leg Emma's House of</p><p>Painful Delights?</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">_____</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p>When to Accept a Proposal... Or Not</p><p>Women who can answer "yes" to five or more of these questions should</p><p>consider carefully before accepting a proposal of marriage.</p><p></p><p>* On his first date with you, did he pick you up early so you could</p><p>help with his laundry?</p><p>* To reach him in an emergency, would anyone think to call the local</p><p>adult bookstore?</p><p>* Has he ever bragged about seeing every episode of "Gilligan's Island"</p><p>at least four times?</p><p>* Is it unclear to some people whether that's a mustache or just a lot</p><p>of unruly nose hair?</p><p>* Is his idea of a classy restaurant one where every table has its own</p><p>stack of ketchup packets?</p><p>* Does his car get more than sixty miles per gallon?</p><p>* Does the label on his deodorant include the phrase "Industrial</p><p>Strength?"</p><p>* Has he memorized the telephone number of at least one bail-bondsman?</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">o0o0o0o0o0</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel.</p><p>When they get there, one guy suggests they indulge in partner-swapping</p><p>as a trial. After 2 hours of solid sex by the fireside, the guy turned</p><p>to his new partner and said, "Wow! This is the very best sex I had in</p><p>years: I wonder how the girls are doing?"</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">o0o0o0o0o0</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A frantic young bridegroom named Fowl</p><p>Scrutinized his bride's cunt with a scowl</p><p>And growled, "Wait a minute!</p><p>How can I plug in it,</p><p>Unless you first pull out that towel?"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3728990, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Proposing Marriage[/COLOR] [I]Men who can answer "yes" to five or more of these questions should consider carefully before proposing marriage.[/I][/B] * In the kitchen, has she ever referred to an oven as "that square thing?" * Does she use the phrase "you know" more than twice per sentence? * Is she making monthly payments of more than $300 to a plastic surgeon. * Have you noticed her name tattoed on three or more local bikers? * Have you noticed three or more local bikers' names tattooed on her? * Does she regularly compare your love-making talents to an old boyfriend's? * Does she regularly compare your love-making talents to the Green Bay Packers? * Does she have a wholesale source for Deodorant-in-a-Drum? * Has she ever used the word poo-poo? * If forced to use it at all, does she choose to spell the word sex? * Does her resume include a six-year stint at Big Leg Emma's House of Painful Delights? [B][COLOR="Red"]_____ [/COLOR][/B] When to Accept a Proposal... Or Not Women who can answer "yes" to five or more of these questions should consider carefully before accepting a proposal of marriage. * On his first date with you, did he pick you up early so you could help with his laundry? * To reach him in an emergency, would anyone think to call the local adult bookstore? * Has he ever bragged about seeing every episode of "Gilligan's Island" at least four times? * Is it unclear to some people whether that's a mustache or just a lot of unruly nose hair? * Is his idea of a classy restaurant one where every table has its own stack of ketchup packets? * Does his car get more than sixty miles per gallon? * Does the label on his deodorant include the phrase "Industrial Strength?" * Has he memorized the telephone number of at least one bail-bondsman? [B][COLOR="Red"]o0o0o0o0o0[/COLOR][/B] Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel. When they get there, one guy suggests they indulge in partner-swapping as a trial. After 2 hours of solid sex by the fireside, the guy turned to his new partner and said, "Wow! This is the very best sex I had in years: I wonder how the girls are doing?" [B][COLOR="Red"]o0o0o0o0o0[/COLOR][/B] A frantic young bridegroom named Fowl Scrutinized his bride's cunt with a scowl And growled, "Wait a minute! How can I plug in it, Unless you first pull out that towel?" [/QUOTE]
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