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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3718969" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Never Thought About It That Way....</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Who was the first person to look at a cow and say,</p><p>"I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and</p><p>drink whatever comes out?"</p><p></p><p>Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken</p><p>there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes</p><p>outta it's ass."</p><p></p><p>Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the</p><p>toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being</p><p>would eat?</p><p></p><p>Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car pool lane?</p><p></p><p>If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio</p><p>out of a freaking coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?</p><p></p><p>Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the</p><p>time, but don't point to their ass when they ask where</p><p>the bathroom is?</p><p></p><p>Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get</p><p>undressed considering where he sticks his head next?</p><p></p><p>Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?</p><p></p><p>If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme</p><p>crap, why didn't he just buy some freaking dinner?</p><p></p><p>Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?</p><p></p><p>Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little</p><p>Star have the same tune?</p><p></p><p>Stop singing and read on . . . . ... . . . .</p><p></p><p>Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?</p><p></p><p>Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the</p><p>hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your ass?</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">*~»§«~*~» «~*~»§«~* *~»§«~*~» «~*~»§«~* *~»§«~*~» «~*~»§«~* *~»§«~*~»</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Q: What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress</p><p>after reading her name tag?</p><p>A: What did you name the other one!!</p><p></p><p>Q. Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed</p><p>to a regular one?</p><p>A. You have to hollow out the head.</p><p></p><p>Q. Why don´t blondes use vibrators?</p><p>A. Because it chips their teeth.</p><p></p><p><span style="color: Red">=====</span></p><p></p><p>There once was a man named Dave,</p><p>who kept a dead whore in a cave,</p><p>she had only one tit,</p><p>and smelled worse than shit,</p><p>but think of the money Dave saved.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">=====</span></strong></p><p></p><p>There once was a man from Kubot</p><p>who lived off of toe jam and snot,</p><p>when he had none of these,</p><p>he lived off the cheese,</p><p>from the tip of his grungy old cock.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3718969, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Never Thought About It That Way....[/COLOR][/B] Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?" Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's ass." Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car pool lane? If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a freaking coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their ass when they ask where the bathroom is? Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed considering where he sticks his head next? Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream? If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy some freaking dinner? Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse? Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Stop singing and read on . . . . ... . . . . Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your ass? [B][COLOR="Red"]*~»§«~*~» «~*~»§«~* *~»§«~*~» «~*~»§«~* *~»§«~*~» «~*~»§«~* *~»§«~*~»[/COLOR][/B] Q: What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress after reading her name tag? A: What did you name the other one!! Q. Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? A. You have to hollow out the head. Q. Why don´t blondes use vibrators? A. Because it chips their teeth. [COLOR="Red"]=====[/COLOR] There once was a man named Dave, who kept a dead whore in a cave, she had only one tit, and smelled worse than shit, but think of the money Dave saved. [B][COLOR="Red"]=====[/COLOR][/B] There once was a man from Kubot who lived off of toe jam and snot, when he had none of these, he lived off the cheese, from the tip of his grungy old cock. [/QUOTE]
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