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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3715349" data-attributes="member: 14320">Top New Names For Sexual Positions . . .- The IRS position... where you just bend over and take it up the asswith no lube.- The Brainsqueeze... otherwise known as performing cunnilinguscorrectly.- The Humidor... (requires a cigar and an intern).- The Butt Rut... (self explanatory but obligatory reference to assscrewing).- The Monday Night Football Colotial... (actually just doggie style donefacing the TV with the game on with her in the football jersey of yourfavorite team).- The Kentucky Derby... (AKA Woman astride) be forewarned if you decide touse the western variant of this (The Rodeo) her spurs WILL wreak havocon the bed linens!- The "Osama Bin Dover"... (valley vixen)- The Bin Laden... Shoot your load, then run, duck, and hide.- Oral Submarine... The guy must Dive...Dive ... Dive.- The Bugs Bunny... It's when the guy is on top with the women's legspinned behind her head.- The British telecom position... you get FUCKED by them and they nevercall you back.- The Grenade Position... I'll lay down and you blow the hell out of me.- The Enron Position... no matter what, you're getting it up the ass.- Totally Screwed... the position you in when your spouse comes inearly from work and catches you in a position you can't get out of...- The accountant double entry... (cumagain).- And the #1 New Name for a Sexual Position:The ever-famous..."No, you gotta get your leg up higher...no, not like that, like this...NO it's got to be HIGHER than that.No, like this...oh, yeah that'd work...if you were the one with the vagina...NO, would you listen to me? HIGHER! DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARECOMING OUT OF MY MOUTH? You know what? Never mind...I don't even wannado it anymore.No, I won't give you head.No, we can't try again...Yeah, that's right. I am gonna use my vibrator...Well, I wouldn't have to if you could get your leg up! GOD!"~~~~~~~~The young lady at the confessional said, "Father, put it in my pussy!""No, child, the vulva is the sacred place whereby you deliver anotherchild of God," replied the Priest."Oh, Father, put it in my mouth then!" begged the young woman."No, child, the mouth is the sacred place whereby you eat the sacredHost," said the Priest"So put it under my armpit!" asked the young lady."No, child, the armpit is the sacred place where you carry the HolyBible," replied the Priest."OK, Father, then just take it out of my ass cause it hurts!"</blockquote>

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