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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3711554" data-attributes="member: 14320"> 'MAN OF THE HOUSE'The husband had just finished reading the book, 'MAN OF THE HOUSE'.He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to knowthat I am the man of this house, and my word is law!I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finishedeating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward.Then, after dinner, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. Andwhen I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb myhair?"His wife replied, "The f*#!ing funeral director would be my guess?!"33333"In a survey, 80 percent of women thought their ass wastoo fat, 15 percent said their ass was too thin and theother five per cent said they didn't care- they would have married him anyway!!"33333Q: What's the definition of a belly button?A: The place where a blonde puts her gum on the way down.Q: How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?A: Her parents accidentally left the plunger in the toilet.Q: What's the difference between mono and herpes?A: You get mono when you snatch a kiss.Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?A: MaceQ: What's got 2 legs and bleeds?A: Half a dog.Q: Why do women have periods?A: Because they deserve themQ: What did the Jewish pedophile say to the little boy once he was in the car?A: "Hey, go easy on the candy!"Q: Why do women have legs?A: So they don't leave snail trails.Q: Why does a necrophiliac wait six weeks before he fucks a stiff ?A: Because then he can stick it in anywhere he likes.Q: How does a gay guy fake an orgasm?A: Stands behind his partner and throws warm yogurt on his back.Q: What did the maxi pad say to the fart?A: You are the wind beneath my wings.Q: Why is a necrophiliac like a fur trapper?A: They're both looking for dead beaver.Q: How many women does it take to paint a wall?A: It depends on how hard you throw them.Q: What's blue and fucks old people?A: Hypothermia.</blockquote>

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