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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3707581" data-attributes="member: 14320">The Worst Day Of My Entire LifeFor more than an hour, a man sat at a bar staring into his glass.Suddenly a burly truck driver sat down next to him, grabbed the guy'sdrink and gulped it down.The poor fellow burst into tears. "Oh, come on, pal," the truckie said."I was just joking. Here I'll buy you another one.""No, that's not it," the man blubbered. "This has been the worst day ofmy entire life. This morning I was late for work and ended up gettingfired.when I left the office I found my car had been stolen, so I had to walkten kilometers home.Then I walked in and found my wife with anotherman, so I came here. And just when I'm about to end it all, You show upand drink my fucking Poison."The blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open andher right breast hanging out. A policeman approaches her and says,"Ma'am, are you aware I could cite you for indecent exposure?"She says, "Why, officer?""Because your breast is exposed.""Oh. my God", says the blonde. "I left the baby on the bus!"A rich man and a poor man were sitting in a bar late one night. They were talking about different things and then the poor man asked the rich man what he bought his wife for her birthday. "I got her a brand new Mercedes Benz and a 24-karat diamond ring," says the rich man.The poor man, a bit puzzled, asked, "Why the hell did you get her both?"The rich man replied, "I got her both so if she doesn't like the ring, she can drive her new car back to the jeweler's to exchange it. So...What did YOU buy for YOUR wife?"The poor man said, "I bought her a pair of flip-flops and a dildo."Obviously confused, the rich man asked why he chose those items.The poor man replied, "Because if she doesn't like the flip-flops, she can go f*ck herself!"</blockquote>

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need advice on E-manage

hello..
last week,i install a turbo on gen2 car..
but,i'm looking for perfect e-manage for it..
will somebody give advice about it..
tq..
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Hi,
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Altezza's my next car!

Hey fellas!

Was wondering what current prices and availability are for Altezza's currently? A nice 210bhp IS200 in white would be lovely. :D