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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3705630" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>An elderly couple sat through a porno movie twice. They didn't get up</p><p>to leave until the theater was ready to close for the night. "You folks</p><p></p><p>must've enjoyed the show," the usher said.</p><p></p><p>"Disgusting," said the old lady. "It was revolting," her husband added.</p><p></p><p>"Then why did you sit through it twice?" the usher asks.</p><p></p><p>"We had to wait until you turned up the house lights," the old lady</p><p>replied. "We couldn't find my panties, and his teeth were in them!"</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">*¤º°`°º¤*,¸¸,*¤º°`°º¤*,¸¸, *¤º°`°º¤* ,¸¸,*¤º°`°º¤*,¸¸,*¤º°`°º¤*</span></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Bumper Stickers:</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Constipated People Don't Give A Shit.</p><p></p><p>Practice Safe Sex; Go Screw Yourself.</p><p></p><p>If You Drink Don't Park, Accidents Cause People.</p><p></p><p>Please Tell Your Pants Its Not Polite To Point.</p><p></p><p>To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.</p><p></p><p>Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".</p><p></p><p>If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong...</p><p></p><p>Don't Be Sexist - Broads Hate That</p><p></p><p>Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3705630, member: 14320"] An elderly couple sat through a porno movie twice. They didn't get up to leave until the theater was ready to close for the night. "You folks must've enjoyed the show," the usher said. "Disgusting," said the old lady. "It was revolting," her husband added. "Then why did you sit through it twice?" the usher asks. "We had to wait until you turned up the house lights," the old lady replied. "We couldn't find my panties, and his teeth were in them!" [B][COLOR="Red"]*¤º°`°º¤*,¸¸,*¤º°`°º¤*,¸¸, *¤º°`°º¤* ,¸¸,*¤º°`°º¤*,¸¸,*¤º°`°º¤*[/COLOR] [COLOR="Teal"]Bumper Stickers:[/COLOR][/B] Constipated People Don't Give A Shit. Practice Safe Sex; Go Screw Yourself. If You Drink Don't Park, Accidents Cause People. Please Tell Your Pants Its Not Polite To Point. To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing. Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings". If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong... Don't Be Sexist - Broads Hate That Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. [/QUOTE]
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