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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3698625" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Holemak Cards : What Hallmark Doesn't Print!</span></strong></p><p></p><p>1. So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day. Look</p><p>at the bright side, it's really good pay.</p><p></p><p>2. My tire was thumping, I thought it was flat. When I looked</p><p>at the tire, I noticed your cat. Sorry!</p><p></p><p>3. You had your bladder removed and you're on the mend. Here's</p><p>a bouquet of flowers and a box of Depends.</p><p></p><p>4. You've announced that you're gay, won't that be a laugh,</p><p>when they find out you're one of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.</p><p></p><p>5. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! Cause when I had mine</p><p>I got real snippy.</p><p></p><p>6. Heard your wife left you, how upset you must be. But</p><p>don't fret about it, she moved in with me.</p><p></p><p>7. You totaled your car and can't remember why. Could it</p><p>have been, that whole case of Bud Dry?</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">o0o0o0o0o0</span></strong></p><p></p><p>The doctor approached the husband who was in the waiting room while his wife was being examined. The doctor said, "I have good news and bad news." "What's the bad news?" "Your wife has syphilis." The husband exclaimed, "What could possibly be 'good news' with a situation like that?" The doctor replied, "She didn't get it from you."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3698625, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Holemak Cards : What Hallmark Doesn't Print![/COLOR][/B] 1. So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day. Look at the bright side, it's really good pay. 2. My tire was thumping, I thought it was flat. When I looked at the tire, I noticed your cat. Sorry! 3. You had your bladder removed and you're on the mend. Here's a bouquet of flowers and a box of Depends. 4. You've announced that you're gay, won't that be a laugh, when they find out you're one of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. 5. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! Cause when I had mine I got real snippy. 6. Heard your wife left you, how upset you must be. But don't fret about it, she moved in with me. 7. You totaled your car and can't remember why. Could it have been, that whole case of Bud Dry? [B][COLOR="Red"]o0o0o0o0o0[/COLOR][/B] The doctor approached the husband who was in the waiting room while his wife was being examined. The doctor said, "I have good news and bad news." "What's the bad news?" "Your wife has syphilis." The husband exclaimed, "What could possibly be 'good news' with a situation like that?" The doctor replied, "She didn't get it from you." [/QUOTE]
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