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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3696107" data-attributes="member: 14320">A Lovely Young ThingThe playboy encountered a lovely young thing on one of his trips abroadand decided to marry her. Blessing the fact that she was not only avirgin but totally naive, he seized on the wedding night as a chance tobreak her in right, and had her suck him off a number of times. Thenext day the bride went to see her mother, and burst into tears almostimmediately."Oh, Mother," she sobbed . "I did so want to have children,and now I just know I never shall.""Now, now, dear, what makes you so sure?" asked the mother soothingly."Because." she wept, "because I'll never learn to swallowthat dreadful stuff!"~~~~~Three more things that you should never say toa woman during an argument:1) You're just upset because your ass isbeginning to spread.2) Looks like someone had an extra bowl ofbitch flakes this morning!3) Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?~~~~~There was a young fellow named PaulWho confessed, "I have only one ball.But the size of my prickIs God's dirtiest trick,For my girls always ask, 'Is that all?'"~~~~~There was a debauched little wenchthat nothing could ever make her flinch.She admitted men's poles,At all possible holes,And she'd bugger, fuck, jerk off, and french.~~~~~"Good morning, ma'am, I've come to ask for collections, for theSalvation Army," said the man in the bright red Santa suit to the womanwho opened the door wearing nothing but panties and a see-throughnegligee."How do I know that?" the young woman replied. "How do I know you'rereally with the Salvation Army? How do I know you aren't some sexfiendwho has come to take advantage of a poor, defenseless female who's allalone in her house ... and will be until 5:30pm this evening?"</blockquote>