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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3692817" data-attributes="member: 14320">A Blonde's MessageA blonde went into a world wide message center to send a message to her mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost $300 she exclaimed, "I don't have that kind of money!! But I would do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother in Poland!"The man arched an eyebrow. "Anything?""Yes, anything" the blonde promised.With that, the man said, "Follow me" He walked into the next room and ordered, "Come in and close the door" She did.He then said, "Get on your knees" She did.Then he said, "Take down my zipper" She did.He said, "Go ahead...take it out" She took it out and grabbed hold of it with both hands. The man closed his eyes and whispered, "Well... go ahead!"The blonde slowly brought her lips closer, and while holding it close to her lips she said loudly "HELLO.....MOM, can you hear me???*********Bananas are better than Men because... You don't mind swallowing a banana. Bananas are always stiff. Bananas don't know how to fart. A bananas only purpose is to satisfy you. No one cares if you have two bananas in bed with you at the same time. Another woman will never try to steal your banana. Bananas can last the whole night through. Even the smallest bananas are at least eight inches long.******** 10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE "ESTROGEN ISSUES"1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem2. You're adding chocolate chips to yourcheese omelet.3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair ofyour jeans.4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing toeverything you say.5. You're using your cellular phone to dialup every bumper sticker that says:"How's my driving-call 1-800-***-."6. Everyone's head looks like an invitationto batting-practice.7. You're convinced there's a God and he's a gay male.8. You can't believe they don't make a tamponbigger than Super Plus.9. You're sure that everyone is scheming todrive you crazy.10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and youbought it yesterday.</blockquote>

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