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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3691693" data-attributes="member: 14320">A professor was taking in the scene at a popular L.A. nightspot when amini-skirted Valley Girl sashayed over to him and said,"Like, I want you to totally screw my brains out.""Sorry," he replied, "I'm not into quickies."_____I love to suck a great big titinch by inch, bit by bit,I love to see her big breasts barethey make my cum fly through the air.Oh goodness gracious what big boobs!They make my cum spurt out in goobs!Their great to lick and squeeze and sucknot to mention titty fuck!They say that having such big boobsare really just a wastebut it takes more than just a mouthfulto get the greatest taste!_____On the first day of school, the Kindergarten teacher said,"If anyone has to go to the bathroom, hold up two fingers.'A little voice from the back of the room asked,'How the fuck will that help?"_____A guy goes inside the confessional and says:"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.""What did you do, my son?""Yesterday I was walking along the beach at night, and I decided to explore a cave near the shore. When I turned on my flashlight, I saw two men having sex.""Oh, so you were the asshole with the flashlight?____Patient: "Doctor, you gotta help me. I'm under a lot of stress. I keep losing my temper with people."Doctor: "Tell me about your problem."Patient: "I just did, you friggin' twat!"_____Pulled this girl last night. She was kinda strange looking but after a few drinks we went back to her place. She was absolutely incredible. She unzipped my fly and got it out and started to do amazing things. I was in ecstasy, so I said to her, "You certainly know how to handle that." She replied, "I should, I used to have one."</blockquote>

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