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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3681819" data-attributes="member: 14320">Does Or Doesn't It Count?Did you cheat on your partner? Sometimes it is so hard to make thedistinction between actually 'cheating' and just being friendly. Hereare some ground rules to help people determine if the sex counted. Thislist of rules can be very helpful to determine if youhave cheated on your partner.*^* Oral sex does not count.*^* If you can't remember the person's name the following day it doesn'tcount.*^* If you failed to call the person back to have more sex it doesn'tcount.*^* If neither of you achieved orgasm it doesn't count.*^* Sex with a friend, doesn't count, it's just another thing you share.*^* If the act was so lame, you leave thinking "did I shave my legs forthis," it doesn't count.*^* An old flame doesn't count.*^* An ex-spouse doesn't count. Refer to this as a "pity fuck."*^* Masturbating in front of someone while they do the same, sorry, notsex.*^* Cybersex - no way! This is glorified masturbation.*^* Two heterosexual women having fun, not sex.*^* Kissing is not cheating.*^* An act to make a married person feel good about themselves, not sex,but only if you do not know their significant other.*^* An act committed while you were intoxicated, doesn't count.*^* An act committed with a family member of your significant other,doesn't count. This should be referred to as "a skeleton in the familycloset."*^* Acts committed in a public place, doesn't count (why should it, itwas fun right?).*^* Phone sex, doesn't count. Refer back to "glorified masturbation".*^* In a car doesn't count, way to cramped. If vehicle is in motion andhas a console or stick shift, this counts, way too kinky and erotic notto count, unless the act was totally oral, then refer back to rule #1.*^* An act committed in which the female of the encounter did notachieve total satisfaction (orgasm), doesn't count.*^* An act committed in which total bodily fluids have not beenexchanged (pull 'n pray method of birth control) doesn't count.*^* An act in which no kissing takes place, doesn't count (notconsidered to be intimate).*^* An act in which "you do all the work", doesn't count.*^*An act committed with your next door neighbor, doesn't count. Thisshould be referred to as "being neighborly."*^* An act committed with an acquaintance because you are angry withyour significant other doesn't count.*^* An act which only happens on a random basis, doesn't count. Thisshould be considered a "fuck friend."*^* Sex does count if a pregnancy results!</blockquote>

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