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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3677825" data-attributes="member: 14320">"Do You Have Dildos?"A little old, blue haired lady shakily walks into a porno shop. Shecanbarely get to the counter because she's so wobbly. But she finallymakes it.She asks the clerk in a shaky voice, "Do you have di-ildos?"The clerk replies, "Why, yes we do."The little old lady then asks, "Do yo-u ha-ve one abo-ut 6 in-ches longa-nd about 2 in-ches thick?"The clerk politely replies. "Yes, ma'am.""Does it ru-n on 2 AA batter-ies?" She shakily asks.He nods, "Yes.""Do yo-u know ho-w to tu-rn the damn thi-ng o-ff?"o0o0o0o0o0This young couple had only been married for one night when the bridewent to the doctor to say this is my first day of marriage and there issomething that bothers me.Doctor: What is it ?.....Bride: Well, during sex I feel his dick touches my kidneys.Doctor: Just send in your groom and I will cut a couple of inches andhopefully it will not reach your kidneys.Bride : No, I want you to remove my Kidneys instead, she answered.o0o0o0o0o0Why don't blondes like anal sex?They don`t like their brains being screwed with.o0o0o0o0o0LITTLE GIRL: Mommy, I just found out that our neighbor's sonhas a penis like a peanut!MOM: You mean it's small?LITTLE GIRL: No it's salty!!!o0o0o0o0o0A guy found a magic lamp and naturally, rubbed it. The genie popped outand said, "I'll grant you any wish you want."The guy thought and thought and finally gave his answer. "I want to behard all the time and get all the ass I want.""As you wish," the genie replied.So, the genie turned him into a toilet seat.o0o0o0o0o0Women are just like orange juice cartons. Its not the shape or the sizethat matters, or even how sweet the juice is. It's getting those fucking flaps to open!</blockquote>

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