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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3671703" data-attributes="member: 14320">No Panties There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day. As the priest iswalking by, he looks up and notices that this girl is not wearing any panties.He then calls the girl and gives her $50 and says "Little girl, take this money andbuy yourself some panties as it is not good to walk around without any panties on."The girl then goes home and gives the money to her mother and asksher mother to buy panties for her. When the mother asks where the girl got themoney from, the girl explained what happened. Upon hearing how the girl got the money,the mother rushes to her room, whips off her panties, and puts on one of hershortest dresses and runs out to the church.As soon as the mother sees the priestcoming, she begins to walk up the stairs. The priest then notices the lady and calls her down.The woman not wanting to show that she is expecting anything walks back to thepriest very calmly. The priest then gives the lady $1 and says,"Take this money and for God's Sakes, buy yourself a razor!"-===(A guy comes home from work, walks into his bedroom, andfinds a stranger fucking his wife. He says, "What the hellare you two doing?"His wife turns to the stranger and says, "Didn't I tell you what astupid shit he is."-===(Mrs. Speidell, who was a little on the chubby side,was at her weight-watchers meeting . "My husband insistsI come to these meetings because he would rather screw awoman with a trim figure." she lamented to the woman nextto her."Well," the lady replied, "what's wrong with that?""He likes to do it while I'm stuck at these damn meetings." -===(Young Jimmy was taking confession when he told the priestthat he was having impure thoughts about his sister."Is this a sin, Father" he asked.The priest nodded and said, "Yes Jimmy, indeed it is asin. Look at the two beautiful brothers you have."</blockquote>

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