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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3669084" data-attributes="member: 14320">FishingA guy was on his honeymoon near his favorite fishing lake and he would fish from dawn to dark with his favorite fishing guide. One day the guide mentioned that the honeymoon seemed to be spent fishing."Yes, but you know how I love to fish...""But aren't you newlyweds supposed to be into something else?""Yes, but she's got gonorrhea; and you know how I love to fish""But that's not the only way to have sex.""I know, but she's got diarrhea; and you know how I love to fish...""Sure, but that's still not the only way to have sex.""Yeah, but she's got pyorrhea; and you know how I love to fish...""Why would you marry someone with all those health problems?""She's got worms; and you know how I love to fish..."~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~Q: Why is a pap smear called a pap smear?A: Because women wouldn't do them if they were called cunt scrapes.~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~REMEMBER...A PEACH IS A PEACH,A PLUM IS A PLUM,A KISS AIN'T A KISS,WITHOUT SOME TONGUE.SO OPEN YOUR MOUTH,AND CLOSE YOUR EYES---AND GIVE YOUR TONGUE...SOME EXERCISE!!!!!!!!!~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~A guy walks into a bar and says, "Oh god, I am so thirsty I could lickthe sweat of a cow's balls."A gay guy sitting on the end of the bar says "moooo"!!~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~Teacher: "Tell me a new word you learned during your vacation. Say theword, and then repeat it in a sentence. Mary, can you start?"Mary "Beautiful. My daddy bought me a beautiful new puppy"Teacher: "Very good Mary, now Timmy:Timmy: "Terrific. We went on a terrific holiday to the beach!"Teacher: "Very good Timmy, now Johnny, did you learn a new word?"Johnny: "Yes ma'am, the word is contagious."Teacher: "Very good Little Johnny, now, can you put 'contagious' in asentence?"Johnny: "Yes, miss. My Dad saw a lady painting a large barn byGrandpa's. He said 'It'll take that cunt-ages to paint that.'~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~You know how your Mommy used to kiss you good night?Think about it . . . she might have just finished giving Daddy a blow job . . .Yo' mama's so fat that after I fucked her I rolled over twice and I was still on the bitch.</blockquote>

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