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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3662575" data-attributes="member: 14320">A man and his four year old son are talking, when his son asks him "Dad, what does a pussy look like?"The Dad confused, asks him " before or after sex?"The kid says "Ummm before sex"So the dad says to him "Well have you ever seen a beautiful red rose with soft red peddles.""Yeah" says the son.""Well what about after sex" he says to his dad.His dad replies, "Have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise"~~~~~~~~As a couple were getting ready for bed, the husband coming from thebathroom and jumps in bed, his wife whines "I have a headache"he replies "Perfect!! I just powdered my dick in aspirin, you can takeit orally or as a suppository, it's up to you "~~~~~~~~Young Johnny and Susie were playing doctor, on the back porch when Susie's mom popped in on them."You're gonna get a good lickin when daddy gets home" she said Susie replied, "Johnny's been doing that all afternoon."~~~~~~~~Q. What do Michael Jackson and Wal-Mart have in common?A. They both have little boys pants half off.Q: What is the difference between a woman and a toilet?A: The toilet won't follow you around for three months when you're finished using it.Q: What's the difference between a pedophile and a pediatrician?A: The pedophile really loves children.Q: Why is a turd better than a woman?A: Because after you lay a turd you don't have to hug and kiss it.Q: What's the hardest part of a sex change operation?A: Removing half the brain.Q: Why did God give women nipples?A: To make suckers out of men.Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get out of bed in the morning?A: Because they don't have balls to scratch.</blockquote>

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hello..
last week,i install a turbo on gen2 car..
but,i'm looking for perfect e-manage for it..
will somebody give advice about it..
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Hey fellas!

Was wondering what current prices and availability are for Altezza's currently? A nice 210bhp IS200 in white would be lovely. :D