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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3661821" data-attributes="member: 14320">"25 Things Women Want To Hear In 2009"1. Gee Sweetheart, let's skip dinner tonight.The only thing I'm hungry for is you.2. Wow, I just don't know what to do withthis money we won in the lottery, so whydon't you take it to the mall and see if youcan find something to buy with it.3. Hey, how about inviting your mother tospend the summer with us.4. Oh, go ahead and eat that third piece ofchocolate cream pie. If it's one thing I hateit's skinny women.5. What luck, they had a special rental rateat the video store on romance movies.6. How about I give you a nice massage andfoot rub. I really don't like sex that much anyway.(Huh?? - ^v^)7. You know, that Pam Anderson just doesn'tseem to have the brain power that I find soattractive in a woman.8. What a break, I won a prize on the radiostation.... tickets to either the super bowl orthe opening of the New York Ballet. I got firstchoice so pack your bags for New York, weget to go to the ballet!!!9. Be careful Darling...don't let it go too fardown your throat.10. Who wants to play golf when I can getto see how good the lawn looks when it'sfreshly mowed.11. While your up Sweetheart, can you getme a glass of water. I think I've had enoughbeer.12. Shoot, there's nothing on TV but footballgames. Let's go furniture shopping.13. There ought to be a law against thoseporno movies. Can you believe that there areguys that would actually want their wives todo those thingsthey show?14. Man I tell you, nothing feels better thangetting all spruced up in a suit and tie.15. I'm getting a little tired of steak on thegrill. How about a nice quiche?16. You know, I think I'd really prefer thefour-door sedan to that impractical Corvette.17. Look at that... disgusting. Why wouldshe wear a short skirt like that with no panties?18. Golly I think we're lost. Let me find a gasstation to ask for directions.19. My golf clubs are only 30 years old. Whydon't you use the money my parents gave usto get something nice for the house.20. If the guys call and want me to go to thatnew strip club with them, tell them I'm busy. Ireally want to get the living room painted tonight.21. You know Sweetheart, I'm really glad youdon't like doing all those dirty things they writeabout in those stupid sex advice columns.22. Sports cars are just such stupid little toysfor men who have never really grown up.23. If you're looking for me later, I'll be overthere looking at the home decorating magazines.24. You know, we really don't visit your relativesenough.25. Why don't you relax this weekend. I'll takecare of the cooking and housework.</blockquote>