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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3659169" data-attributes="member: 14320">Hooked On Ebonics! AFRO: I got so mad at my hoe, AFRO a lamp at her. AFTERMATH: I like to be high in school, so AFTERMATH I go to da field and smoke.AXE: I done AXE you once now don't make me AXE you a'gin. BEWARE: I asked da man at da unemployment office, "Do dis BEWARE I apply fa ah job?" CATACOMB: Don King hair look stupid. Somebody ought'a give dat CATACOMB. COATROOM: Da judge said, "One more outburst like dat, an you be thrown out da COATROOM. CONTAGIOUS: It's gonna take dat contagious to wash all dem dishes. COPULATE: I called 911 and an hour later when dey show up, I said COPULATE. DECIDE: I like Wanda and Yolanda, but I like to have Lakisha on DECIDE.DIMENSION: I be tall, dark, handsome and not DIMENSION, I's hung like a horse too. DEFEAT: Defeat of depig sho' be good pickled. DEFENSE: De Sheriff woulda catched me but I jumped defense. DEMAND: If you don't quit sellin' dem drugs DEMAND gonna get you.DERANGE: DERANGE be where da deer and antelope play. DATA: At my basketball game, I scored thirty points. My coach said, "DATA boy." DETAIL: Dat rat almost got away but ol' Blue catched him by DETAIL. DISAPPOINTMENT: My parole officer tol' me if I miss DISAPPOINTMENT day gonna send me back to da big house. DISMAY: I went fo a blood test, da doctor pulled out a big needle. He said DISMAY hurt a little. DOMINEERING: My hoe's birthday was yesterday, I got her a DOMINEERING. FASCINATE: Dis hoe's titty's be so big, her shirt got ten buttons, but she can only FASCINATE.FORECLOSE: If I pay alimony dis month, I'll have no money FORECLOSE . FORTIFY: I axed da hoe how much for some? And she say FORTIFY.HONOR: At da rape trial, de judge axed my buddy, who be HONOR first? HOTEL: I gave dis ho da clap and da HOTEL everybody. INCOME: I just got in bed wit dis hoe and INCOME my wife. INDISCREET: I bought deez drugs here in de screet.ISRAEL: I said, "Man dat Rolex look fake." He said, "No ISRAEL."KENYA: I needed change fo da subway, so I axe a stranger KENYA spare a dime? LOCKET: I slam da door so hard, I LOCKET.MOBILE: I went to buy crack, I was short on cash, my man said gimme one MOBILE. ODYSSEY: I tellin' you Bro! You ODYSSEY da jugs on dis hoe! OMELETTE: Every time I start a new job, OMELETTE go after a week. PENIS: I went to da clinic and 'day handed me a cup and said PENIS.PLANET: I got me some seed to grow weed, so I PLANET in da backyard. RECTUM: I had two Cadillacs, but my ol' lady RECTUM both. SELDOM: My cousin gave me two tickets to da Knicks game, so I SELDOM.STAIN: My muda in law axed if I was STAIN for dinner again. STAIRWAY: When me and my homies get high, we STAIRWAY into space. TRIPOLI: I was gonna buy my old lady a bra but I couldn't fine no TRIPOLI. UNDERMINE: Dare be a fine lookin' hoe livin' in da apartment UNDERMINE.~~~~~~~Ebonic Medical DictionaryBARIUM. . . . . . . . .WHAT DOCTORS DO WHEN A PATIENT DIESURINE. . . . . . . . . .OPPOSITE OF "YOU'RE OUT"VARICOSE. . . . . . . .NEAR BYVEIN. . . . . . . . . .CONCEITEDRECTUM. . . . . . . . .DAMN NEAR KILLED 'EMOUTPATIENT. . . . . . .A PERSON WHO HAS FAINTEDPAP SMEAR. . . . . . .A FATHERHOOD TESTNITRATES. . . . . . . .CHEAPER THAN DAY RATESLABOR PAIN. . . . . . .GETTING HURT AT WORK</blockquote>

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