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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3654134" data-attributes="member: 14320">The New Standard The new standard was that, in order to get into Heaven, you had to have areal bummer of a day when you died. The policy would go into effectat noon the next day.The next day at 12:01 AM, the first person came to the gates of Heaven.The Angel at the gate, remembering the new policy, promptly said to the man,"Before I let you in, I need you to tell me how your day was going when you died.""No problem," the man said. "I came home to my 25th floor apartment on mylunch hour and caught my wife half naked. She appeared to be having anaffair, but her lover was nowhere in sight. I immediately began searchingfor him. My wife was yelling at me as I searched the entire apartment. Justas I was about to give up, I happened to glance out onto the balcony and noticedthat there was a man hanging off the edge by his fingertips! The nerve of that guy!Well, I ran out onto the balcony and stomped on his fingers until he fell to theground. But, wouldn't you know it, he landed in some trees and bushes that brokehis fall and he didn't die. This ticked me off even more. In a rage, I went backinside to get the first thing that I could get my hands on, to throw at him. Oddlyenough, the first thing I thought of was the refrigerator. I unplugged it, strainedto push it out on the balcony, and tipped it over the side. It plummeted 25 storiesand crushed him! The excitement of the moment was so great that I had a heartattack and died almost instantly."The Angel sat back and thought a moment. Technically, the guy did have abad day. It was a crime of passion. So, the Angel announced, "OK, sir.Welcome to the Kingdom of Heaven," and let him in.A few seconds later, the next guy came up. The Angel said, "Before I canlet you in, I need to hear about what your day was like when you died.""No problem," said the second man. "But, you're not going to believe this.I was on the balcony of my 26th floor apartment, doing my daily exercises.I had been under a lot of pressure so I was really pushing hard to relievemy stress. I guess I got a little carried away, slipped, and accidentally fell overthe side! Luckily, I was able to catch myself by the fingertips on the balconybelow mine. However; all of a sudden this crazy man comes running out of hisapartment, starts cussing, and stomps on my fingers. Well, of course I fell. Ihit some trees and bushes at the bottom which broke my fall so I didn't dieright away. As I'm laying there face up on the ground, unable to move and, inexcruciating pain, I see this guy push his REFRIGERATOR, of all things, offthe balcony. It falls the 25 floors and lands on top of me, killing me instantly."The Angel is quietly laughing to himself as the man finishes his story. "Icould get used to this new policy," he thinks to himself. "Very well," the Angelannounces. "Welcome to the Kingdom of Heaven," and he lets the man enter.A few seconds later, a third man comes up to the gate. The angel says,"Please tell me how you died." The third man says, "OK, picture this.I'm naked, hiding inside a refrigerator......."</blockquote>

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