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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3650473" data-attributes="member: 14320">This little boy comes home from school, he sees his mom and says,"Mom, what's a cunt?"Shocked, his mother says "Where on earth did you hear that kind oflanguage?! Go tell your father what you said to me!"So the little boy goes downstairs to see his dad in the basement, andsays, "Dad, what's a cunt?" His father takes out a playboy centerfold,and draws a circle around the girl's pubic area with a pencil. The Dadsays, "Son, see this? That's a pussy. Everything outside that circle isa cunt!"*****An elderly couple was sitting together watching television.During one of the commercials the husband asked his wife, "Whatever happened to our sexual relations?" After a long thoughtful silence, the wife answered, "You know, I don't know. I don't even think we got a Christmas card from them this year!" Q: Why shouldn't you suck a twelve inch dick?A: You could get foot in mouth disease.*****There was an old man of the portWhose prick was remarkably short.When he got into bed,The old woman said,"This isn't a prick; it's a wart!"She lay there spread eagled in bed,Her eyes were rolled back in her head.Not a sign of resentment,Only total contentment,Not screwed, she's been eaten insteadThere once was this bum fucking faggot!He'd see anything male, and he'd shag it!One day he fucked the wrong assNow he's pushing up grassAnd his only mate is a maggot!</blockquote>

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