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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3647009" data-attributes="member: 14320">A Polack is hunting in Arkansas and shoots at a deer. Uponcloser examination he realizes that it was a cow. Going up tothe nearest farmhouse, he explains the mistake he has made tothe farmer."My God!" the farmer says, "You done kilt my favorite heifer.She had a pussy just like a woman's!""Don't worry," the Polack says, "I'll bring over my wife. She has a pussy like a cow's."&&&&&One blonde was instructing another in the art of fellatio. Blonde 2 ventured,"I wonder how long dicks should be sucked.""That's easy!" said Blonde 1, "The same as the short ones!"&&&&&Late one night Dirty Billy was walking past his parents' bedroom door and noticed it wasajar. He looked inside, saw them, and shouted out, "And you have the balls to send ME toa shrink just for suckin' on my fuckin' thumb!"&&&&&Q: What do an anniversary and a toilet have in common?A: Men always miss them.Q: What do you call an Arkansan who doesn't fuck his sister?A: An only child.Q: How are men like spray paint?A: One squeeze and they're all over you.Q: How do you circumcise an Arkansan?A: Kick his sister in the chin.Q: Why don't women blink during foreplay.A: They don't have time.Q: Why did Humpty Dumpty push his girlfriend off the wall?A: Because he wanted to see her crack.Q: Why did God create women?A: To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet.Q: What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?A: Dessert.Q: If a straight guy who can't get a date is called a loser, what is a fag who can't get a date called?A: A poor sucker.Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours?A: Nacho Cheese.Q: Why are faggots considered so polite?A: Because they'll give their seat to anyone.Q: Why do women wear make-up and perfume?A: Because they are ugly and they smell.Q: Did you hear about the girl who was both a nymphomaniac and a cannibal?A: Every time she ate a guy, she made sure she got the bone.</blockquote>

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