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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3631281" data-attributes="member: 14320">DOWN BY THE OLD MODEL TDown by the old Model TThat's when she first showed it to me.It was hairy and blackand she called it her crack.Down by the old Model TSo, I whoooped out my 50 foot pole,crammed it in her hairy hole.She started to scream,while I filled her with cream.Down by the old Model ToooooQ; What do you call a naked women in a strawberry field?A; Jammy cunt.Q; What do you call a police woman who shaves her fanny?A; Cuntstubble.Q: What is worse than finding a big, brown, peanutty skidmark in the backof your wife's panties?A: Finding one in the middle of your wife's panties.Q: What did the coroners find in Diana's panties?A: Skidmarks!Q: What is black and white and red all over?A: A nun having a miscarriage.Q: How many pedophiles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: None. Pedophiles dont screw in lightbulbs, they screw in playgrounds. oooooLittle Johnny is in the bathroom talking to his Mumwhile she has a shower.He points between her legs at her shaven twat and says,"what's that Mummy""Oh, that's where Daddy hit me with an Axe" she says.and Little Johnny says "good shot, right in the cunt"oooooThere once was a girl from ShrilankaWhose cunt was as big as a tankerYou could go for a swimIn the depths of her quimAnd you needed a lamppost to wank heroooooQ: What's the difference between a pussy and a cunt?A: A pussy is soft , warm and delightful and it's owned by a cunt.Q: What's the difference between a 69 and being mugged?A: With a 69 at least you see the cunt creeping up on you.Q: What's green and melts in your mouth.A: A leper's cock!Q: How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Three. one to screw in the lightbulb, and another to suck my dickas I beat my wife!Q: What's a woman?A: Something you lie on when your having a fuck.</blockquote>

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