Menu
Home
Post Something
Forums
Current Activity
New posts
Search forums
What's new
New posts
Latest activity
News & Features
The Marketplace
Cars for Sale
Engine and Performance
Chassis and Wheels
Exterior and Body
Interior and Cockpit
ICE - In Car Entertainment
Car Shops and Services
Toys and Wares
All Other Stuff
Jobs and Vacancies
Looking For
Members
Log in
Register
What's new
Search
Search
Search titles only
By:
Current Activity
New posts
Search forums
Menu
Log in
Register
Reply to thread
See what others are reading now! Try Forums >
Current Activity
Home
Forums
Main Forums
General Talk
JeSt fOr LaUgHs...
JavaScript is disabled. For a better experience, please enable JavaScript in your browser before proceeding.
You are using an out of date browser. It may not display this or other websites correctly.
You should upgrade or use an
alternative browser
.
Message
<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3629470" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>Mother Nasty - Advice for True Queers</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p>Dear Mother Nasty,</p><p>My favorite thing to do is to take my boyfriends penus and lick it.</p><p>Then I take a needle and put tabasco sauce into it.</p><p>I inject the sauce into his erect cock and beat it.</p><p>Then when I suck the come mixes with the sauce to create a wonderful flavor.</p><p>What's Your Flavour?</p><p></p><p>Dear Wanna-suck-but-are-too-chicken-shit-to-actually-do-it Tabasco Boy, </p><p></p><p>You fucking breeder!!!!! No self-respecting fag would misspell "penis" or "cum". No true cock sucker would say "erect" when they can say "hard" or "throbbing" or some other raunchy fuck-word. And obviously you're speaking from your imagination rather than experience if you have so much time to cruise around queer sites and pretend to be cute.</p><p>Thanks for your suggestion. However, for those readers who aren't into ramming needles in their cocks to inject corrosive spices, I have another tip. I've been told (by a breeder actually) that if you eat a lot of pineapple for a day or two, cum becomes sweet. This is great for those cocksucking couples who might have ulcers and can't eat spicy foods.</p><p>Bon Appetit!</p><p>zzzzz</p><p></p><p>Dear Mother Nasty,</p><p>my name is debbie a sweet cute blue eye blond housewife,who was strip-buck naked outside the witch house.She stuck her big fist in my little pussy.she claw my milky-white titty with her big dark finger,she made me cry moan with <a href="mailto:pain.billson@prodigy.net">pain.billson@prodigy.net</a></p><p>--debbie</p><p></p><p>And your problem is...?</p><p>Love, Mother Nasty</p><p></p><p>zzzzz</p><p></p><p>Dear Mother Nasty,</p><p>I am a teenage girl who is grossly overweight and believe I am gay. There is a really nice girl in my gym class who really turns me on. How can I tell if she is interested in me even though I am very fat? FatGirl</p><p></p><p>Dear Goddess of the Flesh,</p><p>One thing I have to say is: Fat is where it's at. Do you want to have sex with a fucking bony-assed beanpole or a soft, wet pillowy mound of hot, lusty pleasure? Honey, you are a volcano of pure sex. I remember high school, I was ready to hump anything that twitched in my general direction. Unless you have genital warts, (I don't recommend them) you will have a slippery clit under your greedy, little tongue faster then you can say, "dental dams and dildos".</p><p>I suggest that you check out Fat Girl, a wonderful spot for the true sex symbols of the dyke world.</p><p>Love, Mother Nasty</p><p></p><p>zzzzz</p><p></p><p>Dear Mother Nasty,</p><p>My best friend at my High School listens to Liberace all the time. I heard a rumour that Liberace was gay. Does that mean that my best friend could be gay? I'm not, I just want to find out if he is so I will know if he is checking me out or what!</p><p>-- Very Concerned in Kansas</p><p></p><p>Hey Dorothy,</p><p>Tap your shoes 'cuz here's some news. YOU are the fag. Sounds like you're spending a lot of time worrying about whether or not he'll fuck you up the ass. Is this your jackoff dream? Why don't you just ask him, you dumb fuck? Or are you too afraid your wet dreams will come true? Better yet, put him in touch with me, and I'll let you know if you're worthy of his time.</p><p></p><p>zzzzz</p><p></p><p>Dear Mother Nasty, Mother Nasty(TM) Brand Machete </p><p>I am a freshman in High School. I am required to take a physical education class. Our P.E. Coach does shower checks to make sure that we shower. The showers are not private. My problem is that I am gay and being around naked seniors causes me to get hard. I try not to look, but just knowing they are around is enough. I've hidden it pretty well, but have been caught a couple of times. The guys who saw me beat me up in the hallway and called me a fag. What should I do?</p><p>-- Unhappily Horny in Springfield</p><p></p><p>Dear UH,</p><p>They're calling you FAG -- you should be proud of the title. What gets me is What The Fuck Are They Doing Looking At Your Schlonk For Anyway?!?!</p><p>Sounds to me like Springfield is brewing up another batch of dangerously repressed homosexuals to join the likes of Pat Robertson, Lon Mabon, David Geffen and their crews. Maybe you could help them by dropping a couple of coming out pamphlets into their lockers. And while you're at it, toss in a copy of Queer Nasty, too.</p><p>P.S. Think about buying a machete. You can emboss a pink triangle into the handle -- Just like Mother Nasty's.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3629470, member: 14320"] [B]Mother Nasty - Advice for True Queers[/B] Dear Mother Nasty, My favorite thing to do is to take my boyfriends penus and lick it. Then I take a needle and put tabasco sauce into it. I inject the sauce into his erect cock and beat it. Then when I suck the come mixes with the sauce to create a wonderful flavor. What's Your Flavour? Dear Wanna-suck-but-are-too-chicken-shit-to-actually-do-it Tabasco Boy, You fucking breeder!!!!! No self-respecting fag would misspell "penis" or "cum". No true cock sucker would say "erect" when they can say "hard" or "throbbing" or some other raunchy fuck-word. And obviously you're speaking from your imagination rather than experience if you have so much time to cruise around queer sites and pretend to be cute. Thanks for your suggestion. However, for those readers who aren't into ramming needles in their cocks to inject corrosive spices, I have another tip. I've been told (by a breeder actually) that if you eat a lot of pineapple for a day or two, cum becomes sweet. This is great for those cocksucking couples who might have ulcers and can't eat spicy foods. Bon Appetit! zzzzz Dear Mother Nasty, my name is debbie a sweet cute blue eye blond housewife,who was strip-buck naked outside the witch house.She stuck her big fist in my little pussy.she claw my milky-white titty with her big dark finger,she made me cry moan with [email]pain.billson@prodigy.net[/email] --debbie And your problem is...? Love, Mother Nasty zzzzz Dear Mother Nasty, I am a teenage girl who is grossly overweight and believe I am gay. There is a really nice girl in my gym class who really turns me on. How can I tell if she is interested in me even though I am very fat? FatGirl Dear Goddess of the Flesh, One thing I have to say is: Fat is where it's at. Do you want to have sex with a fucking bony-assed beanpole or a soft, wet pillowy mound of hot, lusty pleasure? Honey, you are a volcano of pure sex. I remember high school, I was ready to hump anything that twitched in my general direction. Unless you have genital warts, (I don't recommend them) you will have a slippery clit under your greedy, little tongue faster then you can say, "dental dams and dildos". I suggest that you check out Fat Girl, a wonderful spot for the true sex symbols of the dyke world. Love, Mother Nasty zzzzz Dear Mother Nasty, My best friend at my High School listens to Liberace all the time. I heard a rumour that Liberace was gay. Does that mean that my best friend could be gay? I'm not, I just want to find out if he is so I will know if he is checking me out or what! -- Very Concerned in Kansas Hey Dorothy, Tap your shoes 'cuz here's some news. YOU are the fag. Sounds like you're spending a lot of time worrying about whether or not he'll fuck you up the ass. Is this your jackoff dream? Why don't you just ask him, you dumb fuck? Or are you too afraid your wet dreams will come true? Better yet, put him in touch with me, and I'll let you know if you're worthy of his time. zzzzz Dear Mother Nasty, Mother Nasty(TM) Brand Machete I am a freshman in High School. I am required to take a physical education class. Our P.E. Coach does shower checks to make sure that we shower. The showers are not private. My problem is that I am gay and being around naked seniors causes me to get hard. I try not to look, but just knowing they are around is enough. I've hidden it pretty well, but have been caught a couple of times. The guys who saw me beat me up in the hallway and called me a fag. What should I do? -- Unhappily Horny in Springfield Dear UH, They're calling you FAG -- you should be proud of the title. What gets me is What The Fuck Are They Doing Looking At Your Schlonk For Anyway?!?! Sounds to me like Springfield is brewing up another batch of dangerously repressed homosexuals to join the likes of Pat Robertson, Lon Mabon, David Geffen and their crews. Maybe you could help them by dropping a couple of coming out pamphlets into their lockers. And while you're at it, toss in a copy of Queer Nasty, too. P.S. Think about buying a machete. You can emboss a pink triangle into the handle -- Just like Mother Nasty's. [/QUOTE]
Insert quotes…
Verification
Post reply
The Marketplace Latest
original rare Yokohama ADVAN Racing TC4 18x8.5...
Started by
david tao
Chassis and Wheels
original rare Rays Volk Racing ZE40 17x9jj offset...
Started by
david tao
Chassis and Wheels
original rare Rays Volk Racing INGS TS06 18x8jj...
Started by
david tao
Chassis and Wheels
New original Defi Advance A1 NA package triple...
Started by
david tao
Engine and Performance
original rare Rays Volk Racing CE28 16x7jj offset...
Started by
david tao
Chassis and Wheels
Honda Jazz/Fit JSracing GTwing Spoiler
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Toyota Vios NCP93 front bonnet hood
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Honda civic fc varis spoiler
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
BMW F10 Msport front bumper set
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
BMW F30 M3/GTS front bonnet hood
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Posts refresh every 5 minutes
DIY- How to Find a Parasitic Battery Drain
I found out my car battery always losing its charge after I leave it overnight. I am sure i did not accidently left the headlight on. Also I just change the battery 2 weeks ago. I think my Gen 2 got a parasitic...
full lock lsd
is it normal for a full lock lsd to produce a hard 'kicking' sound when doing a low speed turn or corner?
how to tell if the lsd is already worn?
is there any other way to reduce the 'kicking' sound? (any...
need advise
a friend of mine got a gtt and has problems with the front chamber,what can be done?alignment has been done but still got problem..
Recent Posts
Darker Design : Mercedes-Benz Launches GLA Nightfall Edition in Malaysia
Started by
The_Mechanic
News and Features
Honda Malaysia Doubles Down on Hybrids: New CR-V Launches with Dual e:HEV...
Started by
The_Mechanic
News and Features
BateriHub Reaches 200-Store Milestone, Becomes Malaysia’s Largest...
Started by
The_Mechanic
News and Features
Been stalking for 3 years edy
Started by
dheepadarshan95
Introduction and Newbies
Recommendation: Turbocharger for 4B11 N.A engine
Started by
Mitevo7
Car Modification
Search
Online now
Enjoying Zerotohundred?
Log-in
for an ad-less experience
Home
Forums
Main Forums
General Talk
JeSt fOr LaUgHs...
