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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3628314" data-attributes="member: 14320">How To Be Sure If Someone Is An Idiot?You can be sure someone is an idiot when he/she:Spends twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.Puts lipstick on their forhead because he wanted to makeup his mind.Gets stabbed in a shoot-out.Sends a fax with a stamp on it.Was on the corner giving out potato chips yellin FREE LAYS!"Tries to drown a fish.If you gave them a penny for their intelligence, you'd get change.Thinks socialism means partying.Trips over a cordless phone.Takes a ruler to bed to see how long they slept.At the bottom of the application where it says SIGN HERE he put Sagittarius."Takes 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.Studies for a blood test and fails.Invents a solar powered flashlight.Sells the car for gas money.Heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, he moves.Misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 bus twice instead.Takes you to the airport and saw a sign that said, Airport left, he turned around and went home.--------Yo moma is so stupid she sold her car for gas money!!!Yo mama is so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to deathYo mama so stupid, she throught that Sherlock Holmes was a housing projectYo Moma so stupid she got locked in the bathroom and peed her pant'sYo moma so stupid when they said it was chili outside she went and got a spoon and a bowl.Yo moma is so stupid she thought Tiger Woods was a forest.-------A woman enroled in nursing school is attending an anatomy class. The subject of the day is involuntary muscles.The instructor, hoping to perk up the students a bit, asks the woman if she knows what her asshole does when she has an orgasm."Sure!" she says, "He's at home taking care of the kids..."</blockquote>

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