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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3626584" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>The 9 Types Of Girlfriends</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Ms. Nice Guy -</strong></p><p>"Tickets to the boxing match? Oh Darling, you shouldn't have"</p><p>Also Known As: What a gal, precious, one of the boys, my main squeeze, doormat.</p><p>Advantages: Cheerful, agreeable, kindly</p><p>Disadvantages: May wise up someday</p><p></p><p><strong>Old Yeller -</strong></p><p>"You G-D spineless good-for-nothing drag-ass no-talent son of a bitch! Can't you see you're making me miserable??"</p><p>Also known as: She-Devil, Sourpuss, the Nag, My Old Lady, Warthog from Hell</p><p>Advantages: Pays attention to you</p><p>Disadvantages: Screeches, throws frying pans</p><p></p><p><strong>Sickly -</strong></p><p>"Oh, my head. My head. My feet. My cramps. My cellulite"</p><p>Also known as: Whiner, Mewler, Glumpy</p><p>Advantages: Predictable</p><p>Disadvantages: Contagious</p><p></p><p><strong>The Bosser -</strong></p><p>"Stand up straight. Put on a different tie. Get a haircut. Change your job. Make some money. Don't give me that look."</p><p>Also known as: Whipcracker: The Sarge, Ms. Know-it-all, Ball and Chain, yes Mom</p><p>Advantages: Often right</p><p>Disadvantages: Often right, but so what?</p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Ms. Vaguely Dissatisfied -</strong></p><p>"I just can't decide. Should I switch my career, goals, home, and hair color?"</p><p>Also known as: The Fretter, Worrywart, Typical, Aw c'mon Honey</p><p>Advantages: Easily soothed</p><p>Disadvantages: Even more easily perturbed</p><p></p><p><strong>Wild Woman out of Control -</strong></p><p>"I've got an idea. Lez get drunk an' make love onna front lawn. I done it before. S'fun."</p><p>Also known as: Fast girl, freewheeler, goodtime charleena, passed out</p><p>Advantages: More fun than a barrel of monkeys</p><p>Disadvantages: Unreliable; drives off cliffs</p><p></p><p><strong>Huffy -</strong></p><p>"I see nothing humorous in those silly cartoons you keep snickering at"</p><p>Also known as: No fun, humorless prig, Cold fish, Chilly proposition, iceberg, Snarly</p><p>Advantages: Your friends will feel sorry for you</p><p>Disadvantages: You will have no friends</p><p></p><p><strong>Woman from Mars -</strong></p><p>"I believe this interpretive dance will explain how I feel about our relationship"</p><p>Also known as: The Babbler, Spooky Girl, Screwball, Loony, Bad News, Artistic</p><p>Advantages: Entertaining, unfathomable</p><p>Disadvantages: Will read her poetry aloud</p><p></p><p><strong>Ms. Dreamgirl -</strong></p><p>"I am utterly content with you just the way you are, my handsome genius of a boyfriend. I think we must make love like crazed weasels now"</p><p>Also known as: Ms. Right, Goddess, Knockout, Perfection, Gorgeous</p><p>Advantages: Funny, intelligent uninhibited</p><p>Disadvantages: Will have nothing to do with you</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3626584, member: 14320"] [B]The 9 Types Of Girlfriends Ms. Nice Guy -[/B] "Tickets to the boxing match? Oh Darling, you shouldn't have" Also Known As: What a gal, precious, one of the boys, my main squeeze, doormat. Advantages: Cheerful, agreeable, kindly Disadvantages: May wise up someday [B]Old Yeller -[/B] "You G-D spineless good-for-nothing drag-ass no-talent son of a bitch! Can't you see you're making me miserable??" Also known as: She-Devil, Sourpuss, the Nag, My Old Lady, Warthog from Hell Advantages: Pays attention to you Disadvantages: Screeches, throws frying pans [B]Sickly -[/B] "Oh, my head. My head. My feet. My cramps. My cellulite" Also known as: Whiner, Mewler, Glumpy Advantages: Predictable Disadvantages: Contagious [B]The Bosser -[/B] "Stand up straight. Put on a different tie. Get a haircut. Change your job. Make some money. Don't give me that look." Also known as: Whipcracker: The Sarge, Ms. Know-it-all, Ball and Chain, yes Mom Advantages: Often right Disadvantages: Often right, but so what? [B] Ms. Vaguely Dissatisfied -[/B] "I just can't decide. Should I switch my career, goals, home, and hair color?" Also known as: The Fretter, Worrywart, Typical, Aw c'mon Honey Advantages: Easily soothed Disadvantages: Even more easily perturbed [B]Wild Woman out of Control -[/B] "I've got an idea. Lez get drunk an' make love onna front lawn. I done it before. S'fun." Also known as: Fast girl, freewheeler, goodtime charleena, passed out Advantages: More fun than a barrel of monkeys Disadvantages: Unreliable; drives off cliffs [B]Huffy -[/B] "I see nothing humorous in those silly cartoons you keep snickering at" Also known as: No fun, humorless prig, Cold fish, Chilly proposition, iceberg, Snarly Advantages: Your friends will feel sorry for you Disadvantages: You will have no friends [B]Woman from Mars -[/B] "I believe this interpretive dance will explain how I feel about our relationship" Also known as: The Babbler, Spooky Girl, Screwball, Loony, Bad News, Artistic Advantages: Entertaining, unfathomable Disadvantages: Will read her poetry aloud [B]Ms. Dreamgirl -[/B] "I am utterly content with you just the way you are, my handsome genius of a boyfriend. I think we must make love like crazed weasels now" Also known as: Ms. Right, Goddess, Knockout, Perfection, Gorgeous Advantages: Funny, intelligent uninhibited Disadvantages: Will have nothing to do with you [/QUOTE]
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