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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3622720" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>A Story Of A Woman Who just Turned 57 Years Old:</strong></p><p></p><p>When I was 16, I hoped that one day I would have a boyfriend.</p><p></p><p></p><p>When I was 18, I got a boyfriend, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate guy with a zest for life. In college I dated a passionate guy, but he was too emotional. Everything was an emergency, he was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a guy with stability.</p><p></p><p></p><p>When I was 25, I found a very stable guy but he was boring. He was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a guy with some excitement.</p><p></p><p></p><p>When I was 28, I found an exciting guy, but I couldn't keep up with him. He rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. He did mad, impetuous things and flirted with everyone he met. He made me miserable as often as happy. He was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a guy with some ambition.</p><p></p><p></p><p>When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious guy with his feet planted firmly on the ground and married him. He was so ambitious that he divorced me, took everything I owned, and ran off with my best friend.</p><p></p><p></p><p>When I turned 47 I looked for a guy with a big dick.</p><p></p><p></p><p>At 57 I'm still looking ...</p></blockquote><p></p>

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