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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3620206" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">More Dictionary Of Obscure Sexual Terms </span></strong> </p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">The Fountain Of You</span></strong></p><p>While sitting on her face and having her eat your ass, jerk off like a madman. Build up as much pressure as possible before you release and spew like a venerable geyser all over her face, neck and tits. (Better in her bed)</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">Fur Ball</span></strong></p><p>You're chomping away at some mighty trollop who has a mane between her legs the size of Lionel Richie's afro, a mammoth hair ball gets lodged into your throat.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">Gobstopper</span></strong></p><p>With two hands, spread your tramp's anus open, then spit a big-ass loogie down the asshole then close it back up. You can give her a smack on the ass when you're done, if you want.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">Golden Shower</span></strong></p><p>Any form of dropping piss all over your partner. Great for those who like watersports.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">Greek</span></strong></p><p>The act of using your "glue stick" (if you know what I'm saying) and gluing your gal's eyes closed with your man seed. E.g. "Hey guys, check it out, I just greeked her!" or "Sorry honey, but you asked for the Greek salad</p><p></p><p><strong>Ham And Cheese Sandwich</strong></p><p>Eating a woman's box after you ejaculate all over it. A delightful, tasty combination of her yummy meat curtains with your added cheesy topping is sure to appeal to anyone's appetite.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">Hershey Highway</span></strong></p><p>When plugging your girl in the ass, you run into some hot diarrhea. Don't hurt her feelings by getting grossed out though, just pretend it's extra lube.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">High Dive</span></strong></p><p>The skill of pulling your Johnson all the way out of your partner's hole and in one motion jamming it home again. Best suited for use in the corn hole, but can be very dangerous.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">The Hindenburg</span></strong></p><p>When some slut who is so bad at oral sex, you're forced to cry "Oh! The humanity!" as her teeth scrape your man tool.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">Hogging</span></strong></p><p>While intoxicated, high, or just plain desperate, you go searching for the fattest bitch you can find and proceed to ride her like a Harley. Best accomplished with large groups friends.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">Hole In One</span></strong></p><p>The act of sticking your dick in your own ass. Just try not to get a huge boner once it's in, or you'll get a nice snapparoo.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">Hotdog In A Hallway</span></strong></p><p>When laying the pipe, you realize your dick isn't even touching the walls of her vagina, kind of like tossing a hotdog in a hallway. Most frequently happens when banging the neighborhood trick or if you're slinging a small dick.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">Hot Karl</span></strong></p><p>The act in which a woman sucks the cock of the same man who moments earlier was balls deep in her can.</p><p><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">Hot Karl Candy Cane</span></strong></p><p>A variation of the above in which the man who is receiving the oral cock cleaning gives the woman a reach around.</p><p></p><p><strong>Hot Lunch</strong></p><p>The result of defecating a tube of shit directly into a girl's mouth.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3620206, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]More Dictionary Of Obscure Sexual Terms [/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR="black"]The Fountain Of You[/COLOR][/B] While sitting on her face and having her eat your ass, jerk off like a madman. Build up as much pressure as possible before you release and spew like a venerable geyser all over her face, neck and tits. (Better in her bed) [B][COLOR="black"]Fur Ball[/COLOR][/B] You're chomping away at some mighty trollop who has a mane between her legs the size of Lionel Richie's afro, a mammoth hair ball gets lodged into your throat. [B][COLOR="black"]Gobstopper[/COLOR][/B] With two hands, spread your tramp's anus open, then spit a big-ass loogie down the asshole then close it back up. You can give her a smack on the ass when you're done, if you want. [B][COLOR="black"]Golden Shower[/COLOR][/B] Any form of dropping piss all over your partner. Great for those who like watersports. [B][COLOR="black"]Greek[/COLOR][/B] The act of using your "glue stick" (if you know what I'm saying) and gluing your gal's eyes closed with your man seed. E.g. "Hey guys, check it out, I just greeked her!" or "Sorry honey, but you asked for the Greek salad [B]Ham And Cheese Sandwich[/B] Eating a woman's box after you ejaculate all over it. A delightful, tasty combination of her yummy meat curtains with your added cheesy topping is sure to appeal to anyone's appetite. [B][COLOR="black"]Hershey Highway[/COLOR][/B] When plugging your girl in the ass, you run into some hot diarrhea. Don't hurt her feelings by getting grossed out though, just pretend it's extra lube. [B][COLOR="black"]High Dive[/COLOR][/B] The skill of pulling your Johnson all the way out of your partner's hole and in one motion jamming it home again. Best suited for use in the corn hole, but can be very dangerous. [B][COLOR="black"]The Hindenburg[/COLOR][/B] When some slut who is so bad at oral sex, you're forced to cry "Oh! The humanity!" as her teeth scrape your man tool. [B][COLOR="black"]Hogging[/COLOR][/B] While intoxicated, high, or just plain desperate, you go searching for the fattest bitch you can find and proceed to ride her like a Harley. Best accomplished with large groups friends. [B][COLOR="black"]Hole In One[/COLOR][/B] The act of sticking your dick in your own ass. Just try not to get a huge boner once it's in, or you'll get a nice snapparoo. [B][COLOR="black"]Hotdog In A Hallway[/COLOR][/B] When laying the pipe, you realize your dick isn't even touching the walls of her vagina, kind of like tossing a hotdog in a hallway. Most frequently happens when banging the neighborhood trick or if you're slinging a small dick. [B][COLOR="black"]Hot Karl[/COLOR][/B] The act in which a woman sucks the cock of the same man who moments earlier was balls deep in her can. [B][COLOR="black"] Hot Karl Candy Cane[/COLOR][/B] A variation of the above in which the man who is receiving the oral cock cleaning gives the woman a reach around. [B]Hot Lunch[/B] The result of defecating a tube of shit directly into a girl's mouth. [/QUOTE]
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