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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3614973" data-attributes="member: 14320">Alcohol WarningsAlcohol warnings; Of course this does not apply to you and me, but youmay want to pass this on to other people to warn them.WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what thehell happened to your bra and panties.__________WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you arewhispering when you are not.__________WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.__________WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friendsover and over again that you love them.__________WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.__________WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logicallyconverse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.__________WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you aretougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.__________WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people arelaughing WITH you.__________WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.__________WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in gettingyour ass kicked.__________WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcohol may mack you tink you kan tpye reelgud.~~~~~~~This guy says to his buddy, "You'll never believe whathappened last night."His buddy says, "Well then, tell me what happened."The guy says, "Last night the doorbell rang, and when I openedthe door, there was my ex-mother-in-law on the front porch."She said, "Can I stay here for a few days?"I said, "Of course, you can," and shut the door."</blockquote>