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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3614504" data-attributes="member: 14320">An Italian man, a Jewish man and a Polish man were all talking about their teenage daughters.The Italian says "I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day and found a packet of cigarettes. I didn't even know she smoked".The Jewish man says "That's nothing. I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day when I came across a full bottle of Vodka. I was really shocked as I didn't even know she drank".Then the Polish man speaks up. "Both of you have got nothing to worry about. I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day and I found a packet of condoms. I was really shocked. I didn't even know she had a cock".*~»§«~*~» «~*~»§«~*Complaints from people with sexually transmitted diseases:"I have reason to believe my penis was exposed to LSD. When I ejaculateI have flashbacks.""My hair is falling out and the sun hurts my crotch.""I went to a party, had a few beers, woke up in a closet later on and myface stunk and my dick hurt.""My last period looked like meat.""My balls feel soft and mushy.""I be messin' with these nasty women from Minnesota and they don't tellyou they got something unless they mad at you.""How am I supposed to do lap dances smelling like a dead fish?""I got the dripper." *~»§«~*~» «~*~»§«~*I once knew this bloke from Cape HornWho wished he had never been bornAnd he wouldn't have beenIf his Father had seenThat the end of the rubber was tornA young Catholic layman named FoxMakes his living by sucking cocks.In fits of depression,He goes to confession,And jacks off the priest in the box.</blockquote>

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