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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3613156" data-attributes="member: 14320"> The Pig FarmerA pig farmer in Alabama was trying to get his pigs to breed,with no success. Every morning, he'd run outside to the barn andperform a pregnancy test on the female pigs. Everyday, the results werenegative.The farmer was baffled.One day, he called the local vet and asked for some advice. Thefarmer explained that he couldn't get his pigs to mate. The vetreplied, "Try artificial insemination.""What's that?" the farmer asked.The veterinarian said, "It just means if you can't get your pigsto mate, you'll have to do it for them."So the next day the farmer rounded his pigs into the back of hispickup and headed into the woods. Soon he stopped, and one by one heshagged each of the pigs.Later that week, the farmer checked the pigs. None of them werepregnant! So the farmer took the pigs out again and shagged themreally good.After days of this, with no pregnant pigs, the farmer gave up.One morning as he went to feed the pigs, he arrived to find that thepigs were all missing! He ran back inside the house and shouted,"Wife! The pigs are gone!"His wife replied, "Honey you're not going to believe this, but all ofyour pigs are sitting in your pickup, and one of them is honkingthe horn."=====Making a speech against the proliferation of X-rated videos, themayoral candidate said, "I rented one of these cassettes and wasshocked to find by my count five acts of oral sex, three of sodomy, atrans- sexual making love to a dog, and a woman accommodating five menat once.If elected, I vow that tapes such as these will no longer befoul ourfair community." He concluded the fiery denunciation by asking,"Are there any questions?"Five people shouted in unison, "Where'd you rent the tape?"</blockquote>

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