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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3607212" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Things Women Should Never Say To A Naked Man</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Teal"><em>(unless he deserves it...)</em></span></strong></p><p></p><p>~*~ Oh, it's so cute.</p><p>~*~ I'm so sorry.</p><p>~*~ I've smoked joints fatter than that.</p><p>~*~ Who circumcised you?</p><p>~*~ Why don't we just cuddle?</p><p>~*~ You know they have surgery to fix that.</p><p>~*~ You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.</p><p>~*~ Can I paint a smiley face on that?</p><p>~*~ Wow, and your feet are so big.</p><p>~*~ My last boyfriend was 4" bigger.</p><p>~*~ It's OK, we'll work around it.</p><p>~*~ Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.</p><p>~*~ Will it squeak if I squeeze it?</p><p>~*~ Oh no, a flash headache!</p><p>~*~ My 8-year-old brother has one like that.</p><p>~*~ Let me go get my tweezers.</p><p>~*~ How sweet, you brought incense!</p><p>~*~ This explains your car.</p><p>~*~ Are you one of those pygmies?</p><p>~*~ All right! A treasure hunt!</p><p>~*~ Why is God punishing you?</p><p>~*~ But it still works, right?</p><p>~*~ Do you take steroids?</p><p>~*~ Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?</p><p>~*~ Let me know when you're done.</p><p>~*~ Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?</p><p>~*~ Aww, it's hiding.</p><p>~*~ Are you cold?</p><p>~*~ If you get me real drunk first.</p><p>~*~ Is that an optical illusion?</p><p>~*~ Were you neutered?</p><p>~*~ It's a good thing you have so many other talents.</p><p>~*~ Does it come with an air pump?</p><p>~*~ Wow, some place to put my rings.</p><p>~*~ Look, it fits my Barbie clothes!</p><p>~*~ So this is why I'm supposed to judge people on personality.</p></blockquote><p></p>

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