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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3597393" data-attributes="member: 14320">Compliment HerTwo high-school buddies were attending the senior prom."Suzy wants to go out to my car. She's really hot," one boy said. "I'mreally nervous. I know I'll goof up!""Take it easy," his friend assured him. "All you gotta do is complimenther. Chicks love to be complimented. You'll have her in the palm ofyour hand."About a half-hour later the young man came back, rubbing a black eye."Shit, man! What happened to you?!" his buddy asked."I took your advice.""Didn't you compliment her?""Sure I did. We got in my car and started kissing. I told her that forsuch full lips, hers sure tasted sweet. She liked that. After a while Istarted feeling her tits, and I told her that for such large breaststhey sure were firm. She like that too.""It sounds like you were doing great," his friend said."Well," the other answered, "that's when everything went wrong. I gother dress up and her panties off, and I tried to think of anothercompliment.""What did you say?""For such a large crack, it doesn't stink much."*********A farmer buys a cute little filly that he plans on racing next season,but when gets her home, his old stallion smells her and wants her andstarts kicking up dust. The farmer doesn't want her knocked up, becauseshe won't be able to race, so he calls the vet.The vet tells him to tie a bedsheet around the filly's rump to keepthe stallion away. So, that day, the farmer does just that.The next day, the farmer goes out to the corral to make sure the vet'ssolution worked, but the filly's nowhere to be found. The farmerfollows her hoof trail to the neighbor's farm and sees the neighbor'kid out by their barn."Hey boy, did you see a filly run by with a bedsheet tied around herrump?"the farmer asks.The kid replies, "No sir, but one dashed past here early this morningwith a handkerchief sticking out of her ass!!"*********Back in the 70's, a long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deepSouth.He got a ride one night from this real mean looking redneck trucker.After riding about 30 miles in silence, the youth finally said: "Well,aren't you going to ask me?""Ask you what?" replied the trucker." If I'm a boy, or a girl," answered the youth."Don't matter, I'm gonna screw ya anyway."</blockquote>

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