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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3594866" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Hickory Dickory Doc!</p><p>In Ten Seconds You'll Be Sucking My Cock!</p><p>So Think Very Quick!</p><p>As I Whip Out My Dick!</p><p>Hickory Dickory Doc!</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">=====</span></strong></p><p></p><p>There Once Was A Man From Nantucket</p><p>Whose Dick Was So Big He Could Suck It</p><p>He Said With A Grin</p><p>As He Wiped Off His Chin</p><p>If My Ear Was A Cunt I Would Fuck It</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">=====</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Q: Did you hear about the gay Canadian Mountie?</p><p>A: He jumped on his whistle and blew his horse.</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">=====</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Two gays got into a heated argument, with one of them saying, "Well, you</p><p>can kiss my ass!"</p><p>The other one blurted out, "This is no time to talk about romance,</p><p>Bitch!"</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">=====</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Jim paid $500 to a madam for a virgin whore. He was sent to an upstairs</p><p>room, where a fresh-faced 18-year-old expertly sucked him to the brink</p><p>of coming, then quickly finished him off in her cunt. The whole session</p><p>lasted less than five minutes.</p><p></p><p>The john was not happy.</p><p>"They said I'm the first man you ever fucked," he complained.</p><p></p><p>The girl looked blankly at Jim. "You might be," she smiled helpfully.</p><p>"Your face looks familiar."</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">=====</span></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">The Nuns Are Coming!</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Two nuns decided to ride into town from the convent. They got on their</p><p></p><p>bicycles and began their trip. Once in town, the nuns turned down an old,</p><p></p><p>cobbled side street.</p><p></p><p>The first nun says to the other, "I don't think I've ever come this way</p><p></p><p>before."</p><p></p><p>The other nun says, "Neither have I. It's probably the cobbles!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3594866, member: 14320"] Hickory Dickory Doc! In Ten Seconds You'll Be Sucking My Cock! So Think Very Quick! As I Whip Out My Dick! Hickory Dickory Doc! [B][COLOR="Red"]=====[/COLOR][/B] There Once Was A Man From Nantucket Whose Dick Was So Big He Could Suck It He Said With A Grin As He Wiped Off His Chin If My Ear Was A Cunt I Would Fuck It [B][COLOR="Red"] =====[/COLOR][/B] Q: Did you hear about the gay Canadian Mountie? A: He jumped on his whistle and blew his horse. [B][COLOR="Red"] =====[/COLOR][/B] Two gays got into a heated argument, with one of them saying, "Well, you can kiss my ass!" The other one blurted out, "This is no time to talk about romance, Bitch!" [B][COLOR="Red"]=====[/COLOR][/B] Jim paid $500 to a madam for a virgin whore. He was sent to an upstairs room, where a fresh-faced 18-year-old expertly sucked him to the brink of coming, then quickly finished him off in her cunt. The whole session lasted less than five minutes. The john was not happy. "They said I'm the first man you ever fucked," he complained. The girl looked blankly at Jim. "You might be," she smiled helpfully. "Your face looks familiar." [B][COLOR="Red"]=====[/COLOR] [COLOR="Teal"]The Nuns Are Coming![/COLOR][/B] Two nuns decided to ride into town from the convent. They got on their bicycles and began their trip. Once in town, the nuns turned down an old, cobbled side street. The first nun says to the other, "I don't think I've ever come this way before." The other nun says, "Neither have I. It's probably the cobbles!" [/QUOTE]
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