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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3592441" data-attributes="member: 14320">Naughty ShortiesQ. What does tightrope walking and getting a blowjob from Grandma have in common ?A. You don't look down.Q. Who can make more money in a week, a drug dealer or a prostitute?A. The prostitute because she can wash and resell her crack.Q. How are a lawyer and a prostitute different?A. The prostitute stops fucking you after you're dead.Q. What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?A. BingoQ. What is a zebra?A. 26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.Q. What did the blind man say as he passed the fish market?A. Good morning GirlsQ. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?A. Breasts don't have eyes.Q. What's the difference between a whore and a bitch?A. Whore's fuck everyone at the party, Bitches fuck everyone at the party except you.Q. What do you call a truck full of dildos?A. Toys for TwatsQ. How do you get four old ladies to shout "Fuck"?A. Get a fifth old lady to shout "Bingo!"Q. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?A. After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.Q. What is the difference between a female snowman and a male snowman?A. Snowballs.Q. What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?A. Yell at her.Q. What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?A. Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.Q. Why did the woman cross the road?A. Never mind that, what the fuck is she doing out of the kitchen?Q. Why do women have 2% more brains then a cow?A. So, when you pull their tits they won't shit on the floor.Q. What's the difference between your wife and your job?A. After five years your job will still suck.Q. What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?A. $3.99 a minute.Q. What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?A. Slow down and use some lubricant.Q. Why are women like Kentucky Fried Chicken?A. After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.</blockquote>

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