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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3578084" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>Bert And Mabel</strong> </p><p></p><p>Bert and Mabel were a week away from their wedding day. Bert was</p><p>beginning to get major stirrings so he decided to chance it. "Er,</p><p>Mabel, as it is only a week to the big day, how's about a quick screw?"</p><p>said Bert. Mabel's answer as expected was, "No Bert, it's only 6 days</p><p>to go, however you can have a look at your prize." The next night Bert</p><p>again pesters Mabel. Being an understanding sort, Mabel gives in and</p><p>says, "It is still 5 days to go and as you've been a good fellow, I'll</p><p>let you have a little feel of your prize." It only makes matters worse</p><p>for Bert and by the next night he can hardly contain himself. Seeing</p><p>his obvious predicament Mabel greets Bert and whispers in his ear, "I can</p><p>see what your problem is but you've still got 4 days to go. I will</p><p>however let you have a good sniff of your prize." Not being bashful,</p><p>Bert lifts Mabel's skirts and sniffs. After a minute he comes up for</p><p>air, "Mabel, do you think it will keep 'til Saturday?!?"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3578084, member: 14320"] [B]Bert And Mabel[/B] Bert and Mabel were a week away from their wedding day. Bert was beginning to get major stirrings so he decided to chance it. "Er, Mabel, as it is only a week to the big day, how's about a quick screw?" said Bert. Mabel's answer as expected was, "No Bert, it's only 6 days to go, however you can have a look at your prize." The next night Bert again pesters Mabel. Being an understanding sort, Mabel gives in and says, "It is still 5 days to go and as you've been a good fellow, I'll let you have a little feel of your prize." It only makes matters worse for Bert and by the next night he can hardly contain himself. Seeing his obvious predicament Mabel greets Bert and whispers in his ear, "I can see what your problem is but you've still got 4 days to go. I will however let you have a good sniff of your prize." Not being bashful, Bert lifts Mabel's skirts and sniffs. After a minute he comes up for air, "Mabel, do you think it will keep 'til Saturday?!?" [/QUOTE]
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