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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3573189" data-attributes="member: 14320">There was this couple who had been married for 50 years. Theywere sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the oldgentleman said to his wife, "Just think, honey, we've beenmarried for 50 years.""Yeah," she replied, "Just think, fifty years ago we weresitting here at this breakfast table together.""Yep," the old man said, "We were probably sitting here nakedas jaybirds fifty years ago.""Well," Granny snickered, "What do you say... should we getnaked?"Sure enough, the two stripped down to the buff and sat down atthe table."You know, honey," the little old lady replied breathlessly,"My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty yearsago.""I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your coffeeand the other's in your oatmeal!"========Doctor, I'm having that dream again." the patient said."Oh?" The shrink replies. "Which one?""The one where I'm into sadism, necrophilia, and beastiality.Should I be worried or am I beating a dead horse?"</blockquote>

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