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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3562381" data-attributes="member: 14320">Little Johnny's SnackLittle Johnny was in school one day when the teacherbrought around cookies for snack time."Here, Little Johnny, have a cookie.""I don't fucking want one," declared Johnny.The teacher was shocked. She called Little Johnny's mother andscheduled her to come in for a meeting the next day.When Little Johnny's mother arrived, the teacher had her hidebehind the curtain until snack time came around.As she came to Little Johnny she again said to him,"Here Little Johnny. It's time for your cookie.""I don't fucking want one," stated Little Johnny again.The teacher pulled aside the curtain and said to his mother,"See? Did you hear what he said?""So?" said his mother,"Don't fucking give him one."o0o0o0A guy is driving out in the middle of nowhere, very lost.Finally he spots 2 houses so he goes up to the first house and looks in the door way. He sees an old lady yanking on her boobs and an old man jerking off.He is so freaked out that he goes to the next house and says "What's up with your neighbors?" and the owner of the house says "Oh that’s the Robinson’s, they're both deaf.She's telling him to go milk the cow and he's telling her to go fuck herself!"o0o0o0One day a girl decided to buy some crotchless panties to surprise her boyfriend.She went and bought them, got home, put them on and waited. When the boyfriend got home there she was spread eagle on the bed with only her panties and bra on. "Come over here baby." she says smiling.The boyfriend backs off, "If your pussy can do that to your panties - I ain't going any near it!"o0o0o0That outfit you are wearing is very becoming on you. But if youwore me I'd be cumming on you too.o0o0o0One day this girl was talking to her friend and she said to her, "My boyfriend bought me flowers for Valentines day this year so I guess I have to put my legs in the air for him."Her friend replied, "Why? Don't you have a vase?"</blockquote>

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