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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3556387" data-attributes="member: 14320">Yo Father... Yo father's like cement, takes him two days to get hard.I saw Yo father jacking off into a paper sack, I asked what he was doing, he said packing your lunch.I called Yo father a fag and he hit me with his purse!Yo father's so fat, even his dick has rolls.Yo dad’s so stupid, when Yo mama says "Fuck me silly and make it hurt!" he puts on a clown suit and hits her with a brick before he does her.Yo dad's so stupid, he has to unzip his pants to count to 11.Yo father's dick is so small, he makes yo mama look hung.Yo father's dick is so small, he pisses on his nuts.Yo father's dick is so small, he'd been fucking yo mama for an hour and she asked if it was in yet.Yo father's so ugly, he couldn't get laid in a monkey whore house with a bag of bannanas.Yo father's so ugly, his own hand turns him down.Yo father's so ugly, that's not a receding hair line, that's his hair running away from his face.Yo father has to stick his dick in the freezer to get hard.Yo father suffers from dick-do disease... His stomach hangs out farther than his dick do.Yo father's so stupid, he brought his fishing rod to Sea World.Yo father's like an arcade game, give him a quarter and you can play with his joystick.Yo father's so stupid, when yo mama says "Give me ten inches and make it hurt!" he has to fuck her three times and put a vice grip on her head... and yo mama likes that.~~~~~~~~Mickey was in a bar having a drink, and the barmaid was one sexylooking blonde lady!He slapped a ten spot on the table and said, "I bet I can keep aneye on this drink while I go to the bathroom."She knew the bathroom was around the corner so she accepted the bet.He took his glass eye out, placed it beside the drink and went to thebathroom. "Bet you I can bite my own ear," Mickey challenged next.The bet was accepted. He took out his false teeth & nipped his ear.Once more he scooped up the money."Okay," he said, "I'll give you a chance to win your money back.I bet I can make love to you so tenderly you won't feel a thing."Now that was one thing she knew about, so she accepted the bet.Mickey lifted her skirt & away they went."I can feel you." she giggled."Oh well," he grinned, "You win some, you lose some!!"</blockquote>

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