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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3555618" data-attributes="member: 14320">Mommy, Mommy!Mommy, Mommy! What's an Oedipus complex?Shut up son and keep humping!Mommy, Mommy!, can I have a cookie?Yes son, the cookies are on the top shelf.But Mommy, I haven't got any arms!No arms, no cookie son.Mommy, Mommy! what is incest?Shut up son and keep licking.Mommy, Mommy! Why do other kids tell me I have a long nose?You don't, but lift your head up or you'll scrape the floor.Mommy, Mommy! Why do they call me spastic at school?Shut up son and take your legs out your pockets.Daddy, Daddy! What's a poofter?Shut up son and unhook my bra.Mommy, Mommy!, are you sure this is how to learn to swim?Shut up son and get back in the sack!Mommy, Mommy! The milk mans here. Have you got the money ordo you want me to go out and play?Mommy, Mommy! I don't want to holiday in Africa!Shut up son and put your other foot in the CARE package!Mommy, Mommy! Suzy got run over by a steamroller!Shut up son I'm in the bathroom, slide her under the door,and don't forget the maple syrup.Mommy, Mommy! Are you sure this is the right way to cook Peking Duck?"Shut up and close the microwave oven door behind you.Mommy, Mommy!, can I lick the bowl?Shut up son and flush the toilet like all the other kids.Mommy, Mommy!, I don't want to see grandma!Shut up son and keep digging.Mommy, Mommy!, I don't like red and blue spaghetti!Shut up son or I'll rip the veins out of your other arm.Mommy, Mommy! why are you moaning?Shut up son and keep licking.Mommy, Mommy! When will we have this nice yellow pudding again?Shut up son, you know that grandma's cured from her yeast infection.Mommy, Mommy ! When is the pool going to be ready?Shut up son and keep spitting.Mommy, Mommy!, why are we pushing the car over the cliff?Shut up son or you'll wake your father.Mommy, Mommy! Are you sure this is the way to make ginger bread men?Shut up son and get back in the oven.Mommy, Mommy! Daddy went through the meat grinder!Shut up son, you’re the one who wanted hamburgers!Mommy, Mommy! I want to play with uncle Bob!Shut up son and close the coffin!Mommy, Mommy!, why am I running around in circles?Shut up son for I'll nail your other foot to the floor.Mommy, Mommy!, what happened to all that dog food Fido wouldn't eat?Shut up son and eat your meat loaf.Mommy, Mommy!, the kids at school call me a werewolf!Shut up son and go brush your face.Mommy, Mommy!, how far is America?Shut up son and keep rowing.Mommy, Mommy! I don't like shark fishing!Shut up son and stop squirming.Mommy, Mommy! I can't breathe!Good son, it's working.</blockquote>