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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3553802" data-attributes="member: 14320">More Men BashingWhat do men and pantyhose have in common?They either cling, run, or don't fit right in the crotch! How can you tell when a man is well hung?When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner. Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up in the morning?Because they don't have balls to scratch. What is a man's idea of foreplay?A half hour of begging. How can you tell if a man is sexually excited?He's breathing. What do men and beer bottles have in common?They're both empty from the neck up. Do you know why there's a hole in a man's penis?So he can get air to his brain. How do you save a man from drowning?Take your foot off his head. How do men sort their laundry?"Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable."Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?To stop the snoring before it starts. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?After a year, the dog is still excited to see you. Why do men snore when they lay on their backs?Because their balls fall over their asshole and they vapor-lock! Why did God put men on earth?Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.What's the difference between getting a divorce and getting circumcised?When you get a divorce, you get rid of the whole prick! Why does a bride smile when she walks up the aisle?She knows she's given her last blow job. The three words most hated by men during sex?"Are you In?" or "Is It In?" Three words women hate to hear when having sex?"Honey, I'm home!"</blockquote>

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