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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3552621" data-attributes="member: 14320">"Do You Have A Vagina?"A woman answered a knock on her front door, and there stooda man who asked, "Do you have a vagina?"Shocked, she slammed the door in his face. After the sameexact thing happened three days in a row, she told her husbandall about it."OK," he responded, "tomorrow I'll be hiding behind the doorwhen he knocks. You answer him, 'Yes'."Sure enough, she opened the door to the knock and the managain said, "Do you have a vagina?""Yes.""Then please tell your husband to stop fucking my wife."•••••Q: What has 500 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row at an N SYNC concert.Q: How do Montanan teenage boys find their sheep in tall grass?A: Most satisfactory.Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde with an elephant?A: A three-quarter ton pickup.Q: Why do dogs always stick their noses in blondes' twats?A: Because they can get away with it.Q: What are a blonde's three lies?A: 1. You're the best.2. You're the biggest.3. It doesn't always smell that way.Q: What do you get when you turn three naked blondes upside down?A: Three brunettes.Q: What do you call a guy who goes to a porn theater and sitsall by himself in the balcony?A: A tier jerker.•••••There was a young girl who lived up in the hills of Tennessee. She was about to turn sixteen, and couldn't wait to get her driver's license.She had been subjected to much ribbing from her older brother, telling her that she was too dumb to get her license.When the big day came around, she passed the test with flying colors.She rushed home and asked her father if she could use the car that night so she and her friend could go in to town where all the cool kids were at.The father said, "Sure honey, but you'll have to give me a blow-job first."Wanting to go to town real bad, she agreed.As she went down on her father, she suddenly jumped up an said "Dad your dick tastes like shit"Oh yea, her father replied, "I forgot, your brother's got the car tonight."</blockquote>