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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3550960" data-attributes="member: 14320">Q: How can you tell that the letter you received came from a lepercolony?A: Because there is a tongue stuck to the stamp.Daffynition: Tampon - a beaver dam.Q: What do you call 1,000 lesbians armed with rifles?A: Militia Etheridge.Q: How do mathematicians describe the shape of a woman's pussy?A: Cuntindicular.Q: What's the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.Q: What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine?A: A washing machine doesn't follow you around for two weeksafter you dump a load into it.Q: Why won't Charlie the Tuna eat his old lady?A: She smells like people.Q: What is the most common pickup line in a lesbian bar?A: "Your face, or mine?"Q: What do lesbians like to use for a lubricant?A: Tartar sauce.Q: What is the difference between a hobo and a homo?A: A hobo doesn't have any friends, and a homo has friends up the ass.Q: Why shouldn't we make fun of handicapped people?A: Because if it weren't for them, we wouldn't be able to find suchneat parking places.Q: What indication do we have that the lower part of a woman's body wasdesigned by a Polack?A: Who else would have placed the shithole so close to the snack bar?Q: How do you know whether or not the blonde you slept with lastnight gave you a good blow-job?A: The bedsheets are sucked up your ass.Q: Why do women have vaginas?A: So men will talk to them.Q: Why do women have faces?A: So men can tell the vaginas apart.Q: What is the most frequent reason that midgets get slapped by girls?A: For telling them that their hair smells nice.Q: How do you drown a blonde?A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.A2: Don't tell her to swallow.A3: Leave a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.Daffynition: A perfect 10 - a girl with no teeth who is waist high andhas a flat head on which you can set your drink.Daffynition: A Cinderella perfect 10 - a girl who sucks and fucks untilthe stroke of midnight and then turns into a pizza and a six pack.Q: Why do women like to cross a rooster with an owl?A: Because they get a cock that stays up all night.Q: Why don't women like to cross a rooster with a peanut butter sandwich?A: Because they get a cock that sticks to the roof of their mouths.Q: What's blue and fucks old people?A: Hypothermia.Q: What did the maxi pad say to the fart?A: You are the wind beneath my wings.</blockquote>