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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3550243" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal"> A Small Head</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender</p><p>hands him the beer and says, "You know, I'm not gay but I want to</p><p>compliment you on your physique, it really is phenomenal! I have a</p><p>question though, why is your head so small?"</p><p></p><p>The big guy nods slowly. He's obviously fielded this question many</p><p>times.</p><p></p><p>"One day," he begins, "I was hunting when I got lost in the woods. I</p><p>heard someone crying for help and finally realized that it was coming</p><p>from a frog sitting next to a stream."</p><p></p><p>So I picked up the frog and it said, "Kiss me. Kiss me and I will turn</p><p>into a genie and grant you 3 wishes."</p><p></p><p>So I looked around to make sure I was alone and gave the frog a kiss.</p><p>POOF! The frog turned into a beautiful, voluptuous, naked woman.</p><p></p><p>She said, "You now have 3 wishes."</p><p></p><p>I looked down at my scrawny 115 pound body and said, "I want a body like</p><p>Arnold Schwarzenneger."</p><p></p><p>She nodded, whispered a spell, and POOF! there I was, so huge that I</p><p>ripped out of my clothes and was standing there naked!</p><p></p><p>She then asked, "What will be your second wish?"</p><p></p><p>I looked hungrily at her beautiful body and replied, "I want to make</p><p>sensuous love with you here by this stream." She nodded, laid down, and</p><p>beckoned to me. "We then made love for hours!"</p><p></p><p>Later, as we lay there next to each other, sweating from our glorious</p><p>lovemaking, she whispered into my ear, "You know, you do have one more</p><p>wish. What will it be?"</p><p></p><p>I looked at her and replied, "How about a little head?"</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">~~~~~~~~</span></strong> </p><p></p><p>In a small town in Tennessee, Big Bubba decides it's time for his son,</p><p>14-year-old Billy Bob, to learn the facts of life. He takes him to the</p><p>local house of ill repute, which is fronted by a beauty parlor.</p><p></p><p>Bubba introduces Billy Bob to the madam, and explains that it's time for</p><p>his indoctrination to sex. The madam says, "Bubba you've been such a</p><p>good customer over the years, I'm going to see to this personally."</p><p></p><p>So the madam takes Billy Bob by the hand and leads him upstairs, where</p><p>she completes his deflowering. Later, as they are walking downstairs</p><p>the madam says, "Since this is your first time, I'm going to see that</p><p>you get the full treatment before you leave. I'm going to give you a</p><p>manicure."</p><p></p><p>Two weeks later Bubba and Billy Bob run into the madam on the main</p><p>street. Billy Bob is acting a little shy. So the madam smiles and</p><p>says, "Well, Billy Bob, don't you remember me?"</p><p></p><p>"Yes, Ma'am, the boy stammers, "you're the lady that gave me</p><p>the crabs and then cut off my fingernails so I couldn't scratch 'em."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3550243, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"] A Small Head[/COLOR][/B] A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender hands him the beer and says, "You know, I'm not gay but I want to compliment you on your physique, it really is phenomenal! I have a question though, why is your head so small?" The big guy nods slowly. He's obviously fielded this question many times. "One day," he begins, "I was hunting when I got lost in the woods. I heard someone crying for help and finally realized that it was coming from a frog sitting next to a stream." So I picked up the frog and it said, "Kiss me. Kiss me and I will turn into a genie and grant you 3 wishes." So I looked around to make sure I was alone and gave the frog a kiss. POOF! The frog turned into a beautiful, voluptuous, naked woman. She said, "You now have 3 wishes." I looked down at my scrawny 115 pound body and said, "I want a body like Arnold Schwarzenneger." She nodded, whispered a spell, and POOF! there I was, so huge that I ripped out of my clothes and was standing there naked! She then asked, "What will be your second wish?" I looked hungrily at her beautiful body and replied, "I want to make sensuous love with you here by this stream." She nodded, laid down, and beckoned to me. "We then made love for hours!" Later, as we lay there next to each other, sweating from our glorious lovemaking, she whispered into my ear, "You know, you do have one more wish. What will it be?" I looked at her and replied, "How about a little head?" [B][COLOR="Red"]~~~~~~~~[/COLOR][/B] In a small town in Tennessee, Big Bubba decides it's time for his son, 14-year-old Billy Bob, to learn the facts of life. He takes him to the local house of ill repute, which is fronted by a beauty parlor. Bubba introduces Billy Bob to the madam, and explains that it's time for his indoctrination to sex. The madam says, "Bubba you've been such a good customer over the years, I'm going to see to this personally." So the madam takes Billy Bob by the hand and leads him upstairs, where she completes his deflowering. Later, as they are walking downstairs the madam says, "Since this is your first time, I'm going to see that you get the full treatment before you leave. I'm going to give you a manicure." Two weeks later Bubba and Billy Bob run into the madam on the main street. Billy Bob is acting a little shy. So the madam smiles and says, "Well, Billy Bob, don't you remember me?" "Yes, Ma'am, the boy stammers, "you're the lady that gave me the crabs and then cut off my fingernails so I couldn't scratch 'em." [/QUOTE]
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