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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3548840" data-attributes="member: 14320">Spray The Coke BottleA guy has been asking the prettiest girl in town for a date and finallyshe agrees to go out with him. He takes her to a nice restaurant, buysher a fancy dinner with expensive wine and on the way home he pulls overto the side of the road in a secluded spot. They start necking and he'sgetting pretty excited. He starts to reach under her skirt and she stopshim, saying she's a virgin and wants to stay that way."Well, OK," he says, "how a bout a blow job?""Oh NO!" she screams. "I'm not putting that thing in my mouth!"He says, "Well then, how about a hand job?""I've never done that," she says. "What do I have to do?""Well," he answers, "remember when you were a kid and you used to shakeup a Coke bottle and spray your brother with it?" She nods."Well, it's just like that."So he pulls it out and she grabs hold of it and starts shaking it. Afew seconds later, his head flops back on the headrest, his eyes close,snot starts to run out of his nose, wax blows out of his ears and hescreams out in pain."What's wrong?!" she cries out."Take your thumb OFF of the end!"*********Q. Did you hear about the faggot undertaker?A. He called his mates around to suck on a few cold ones!Q: How can you tell if your little boy will grow up to be homosexual?A: He likes to play Lick the Can. Q: What does a queer and an ambulance have in common?A: They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!Q: Did you hear the miracle plan announced in Congressfor ending AIDS?A: Tell all the faggots to sit down and shut up.********* This guy walks into the bar and tells the bartender he wants a beer, "anything but Natural light".Why not Natural Light the bartender say's, "you always drink Natural Light"?"Not anymore, buddy, last night I got so Drunk on natural Light, I went home and blew chunks".Well, the bartender say's, everybody does that when they get that drunk, you know, that’s no big deal..."You don’t understand, buddy, Chunks is my dog!"</blockquote>

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