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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3526147" data-attributes="member: 14320">More Signs You Might Be Gay*^* There's a dick up your ass.*^* You own moisturizer that has to be bought at a cosmetics counter.*^* You're best friends with the girl you took to your high school prom.*^* You think Pamela Anderson dresses nice.*^* You dress like Liberace on casual Fridays.*^* Your idea of "getting lucky" on the weekend is finding Ralph Laurensheets on sale.*^* You start to cry when your boss says you can't have the day off foryour birthday.*^* That's NOT a milk mustache you're sporting.*^* You don't know the score of the game last night, but you do rememberthat the players had some of the roundest butts you've ever seen.*^* You aren't insulted when called a 'cheap slut'*^* When someone asks you if you're a pitcher or a catcher, your firstthought isn't about baseball.*^* When you see a handsome police officer following you on the highway,you speed up instead of slowing down.*^* You've wondered if batman and Robin share a bedroom.*^* You noticed that Ricky Martin shaved his chest for his last video.*^* You're the one everyone turns to when they need someone to plan asurprise party.*^* You can recite the next line of the following song: "The minute youwalked in the joint, I could see you were a man of distinction."*^* When viewing straight porn videos you watch the women give head andthink, They're not doing that right.*¤º°`°º¤*,¸¸,*¤º°`°º¤*,¸¸, *¤º°`°º¤* ,¸¸,*¤º°`°º¤*,¸¸,*¤º°`°º¤*Frank and Stan, two lifelong gays sat down, no clothes on, watching a gay porn video. Frank gets up, gets dressed and says "I'm just going to the shop for some beer, whilst I'm gone I don't want you wanking, save yourself for later". "Ok" said Stan. When Frank returned he couldn't believe his eyes, the was cum all over the walls, curtains and carpet. "I thought I told you no wanking" said Frank. "I didn't have a wank" replied Stan, "I just farted"</blockquote>